Theories to why Xanth is stupid.

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Crayo, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. Please post them.

    Best ones get likes.
     
  2. Mother smoked crack during pregnancy
     
  3. Canadian half-breed. :steiner:
     
  4. Dropped on his head as a baby.
     
  5. Came out too fat.
     
  6. Xanth is stupid because he met Beth Phoenix at Fan Axxess and I didn't.
     
  7. Why is a chairman?
     
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  8. God I lol'd :)
     
  9. Punk sucks, shut up.
     
  10. :hardcore:
     
  11. STFU!

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    Crayo why is he a chairman then?
     
  12. Overweight at birth.
     
  13. Called it first. :otunga:
     
  14. Lol he's not actually stupid. He comes out with stupid stuff and makes himself look foolish, but he's an awesome co-owner. None of you notice the changes he makes. He works hella' hard for WF. #BroLoveForXanth

    #YourStillRetardedThoughXanth
     
  15. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Save that in the WF moments.
     
  16. Shall we start the theories on Rammy?
     
  17. Because he isn't me
     
  18. I remember the time when he moved the whole site lay out to the right.. :laugh:
     
  19. I don't even remember that...
     
  20. As a child he put his head inside of a family sized Doritos packet attempting to lick off the remaining flavour when his head got stuck and he couldn't breathe. The lack of oxygen caused many of his brain cells to die, causing his stupidity. He still has to wear diapers to this day.
     
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