Thought for the day

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Crankdeer, Apr 3, 2014.

  1. Think of the universe as like a giant fuck. It remains a cold, desolate, non-life bearing wasteland. We as humans have only uncovered portions of a fuck but we have not by any means discovered the entire fuck. Why must this fuck go undiscovered? Do we simply not give a fuck? Is it because we cannot breathe in this fuck? Is it because that so many fucks have been attempted yet successfully completed? We as humans try to understand this fuckery, but we only grasp little at a time. I think it is safe to say that this fuck will simply not be reached. That we will never understand this fuck, nor do I think the fuck wants us to understand it. There are often explosions that astronomers call ' supernovas '. Could a supernova really be what it is, or do we really give a fuck? Did the big bang really happen or was it just a cluster-fuck? What the fuck? I'll tell you what the fuck. I'll take out a pen and a piece of paper and write down how much of a fuck I give only to put it in a drawer somewhere and uncover it years later down the road. In fact, I believe I'll uncover this fuck someday at the ripe age of seventy, then I will look down at this piece of paper I have written the fuck on and laugh. I will say, " Oh my.. how time has flown, I simply cannot remember why I even wrote down this fuck. " Then, I will die happy because I know that the last fuck I ever tried to give, was not simply given. The End.
     
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  2. Wow, this was fucking great. Fucking insightful. Fuck man, make this a book or some fucking crap like that.
     
  3. If when you first meet someone you don't like them, before you judge them, walk a mile in their shoes ............
    Then if you still don't like them at least you're a mile away from them .........and you have their shoes!
     
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  4. Theology is dumb
     
  5. Everything is stupid or dumb to you.
     
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  6. Nah, I like wrestling and animu, those aren't dumb,
     
  7. You can all buy my book for the low price of 3 easy payments of 35.95.
     
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  8. On the contrary, what may seem not dumb to you may be dumb to others. You see, the great grand wizard scholar high chancellor supreme master teacher Bob Sagat once said: " D.J, don't let the other kids make fun of you, you know that you are beautiful inside and out. Now, how about that ice cream? " I think that sums it right there.
     
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  9. I... Love.... This.
     
  10. Yeah theology is still dumb