15 funny facts about women...

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by catlady, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. 1) An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.

    2) Women blink about 2 times more often than men.

    3) A woman will trust more easily somebody who hugs her for about 15 seconds.

    4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by excessive sunlight.

    5) Women usually tie the belt of a dressing gown higher than their belly button while men tie it lower.

    6) A woman doesn’t like when her hands are free, this is why she is likely to carry with her a hand bag, gloves, book or anything.

    7) The first computer programmer was a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace.

    8) According to researches, average woman spends about 120 hours a year looking at herself in the mirror, which is approximately 5 days a year!

    9) After making love, women don’t feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.

    10) While turning to the call, a woman usually just turns her head, while a man will turn his body. It’s because women have more flexible neck.

    11) While making love, a woman worries if she looks pretty.

    12) A woman opens beer bottles with beer bottle opener.

    13) Ladies close their ears with fingers, men – with hands.

    14) When you ask a woman to give you lightener she won’t test the speed of your reaction, she will give it to you.

    15) A woman prefers that her man reads her desires in her eyes.


    My thoughts....
    1) The average woman must not know how to apply lipstick or wipe it off before eating.
    2) Mascara and fear... :notsure:
    3) Unless you are my husband or a family member, you hug me more than 6 seconds and I will punch you.
    4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by make-up, stress, men and raising children.
    5) WTH is a "dressing gown" I don't wear belts with my dresses!
    6) I hate caring things in my hands when I am out! Does this make me a man!? lmao
    7) Some women know their hardware :ksi: lmao
    8) I highly doubt... *looks in mirror*
    9) I feel like having a cigarette and going to bed... haha
    10) Flexible neck... :haha:
    11) I don't worry if I look "pretty"... Who worries about looking "pretty" during sex!?
    12) That is just common sense.
    13) I do both lol
    14) I test to see if your listening.
    15) Meh, I would rather you just hear what I say.
  2. Lol'd at you not knowing what a dressing gown is.
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  4. Lol at number 6.
  5. You smoke?! After sex, I feel like having a cold drink (I usually have a cigarette because I smoke, but I'm trying to quit smoking tbh), go back to bed and check out if the one who I had sex with is still awake. If she's still awake I would talk a bit to her and then I say "I've got to get up early tomorrow, I'm going to sleep. Good night honey" (and the next day I get up at 12pm lmao). In my opinion, it doesn't make sense to talk after having sex. What are you supposed to say "hey sweetheart, did you like my cock in there?" and what would be the answer, "yeah babe, I liked it so much... Whenever you want we can do it again". Makes no sense the post-coital talk imo.
  6. Interesting facts about female's, was a good read.

    The number 9 is interesting. I never knew that, but it's always good to find out something new.
  7. Yes sir. I agree that talking after is not really necessary if it is at night. If it is during the day tho... That is different because no one is going to bed. lol
  8. I found it on some random site and it made me giggle. lol
  9. lol at you actually knowing! It Merica we call them Robes! ROBES! :angry:
  10. You're not a Jedi.
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  11. Oh, i talk. "how great am i, seriously" and "best you ever had? Baby im the best" are overused for sure. Do work Aids, do work.
  12. You are so full of yourself aren't you!? :pity:
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  13. Also +1 for growing tomatoes.
  14. not sure why you think that :pity2:
  15. Me neither... :pity:
  16. I hope you don't say "My friends call me Aids"
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  17. i say "the whole worlds calls me aids, but baby for you, i'm magic" :stopspot:
  18. If it's during the day I say "I have a terrible headache, I need to have a nap." When she leaves I just go and have a beer lmao.
  19. 16) Jenn is one

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    well, I found it funny at least
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