ACOLYTES PROTECTION AGENCY IS CURRENTLY TAKING IN MEMBERS, AND TEAMS THAT NEED TO BE PROTECTED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE PROTECTION, PLEASE POST HERE. Now what comes with A.P.A. Protection you may ask? 1. Peace of mind from any member trying to harass you. 2. Back up if anybody trys to negative spam you or start wars with your group. 3. Stop anybody from personally insulting you. 4. Beating the shit out of people who touch you. 5. Judgement free advice and counseling. 6. Beer and access to our bar. 7. Backup from when people who won't shut the fuck up about asking to join your group. 8. Access to our whores. 9. Access to our chatroom and synchtube 10. Protection from trolls, if you want us to read a spoiler before you do, tell us. 11. Alert of spoilers in threads. Application: Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Be creative dumbass and tell us why you think we should protect you, and what YOU can offer us too. Farooq and @[Bradshaw] are the only members of the A.P.A.