Awesome lyrics thread. (post em')

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Crayo, Jun 7, 2012.

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  2. Haa.

  3. And while the chief..brings Sunshhhhiiinne on Leith!
  4. In the eyes of the ranger an unforgiving stranger. (Ranger Walker)
  5. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but absolute powerlessness does the same." - Akala
  6. Fight the power
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    Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Motherfuck him and John Wayne

    Rainbow in the dark
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    You're just a picture You're an image caught in time We're a lie, you and I
  7. Cant be bothered to look up the lyrics but Mambo No. 5's lyrics were pretty damn boss.:boss:
    "A little bit of sunshine in my liiife........
  8. Brings a tear to my eye how beautiful and diverse these lyrics are.
  9. Madagascar by Guns N' Roses
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    Forgive them that tear down my soul,
    bless them that they might grow old,
    And free them so that they may know,
    that it's never too late.

    For the many times, what seemed like a memory,
    I've searched and found the ways,
    You used to lure me in,
    Oh, I found the ways, oh, why it had to be,
    My'd own denial, and so afraid.

    If we ever find it's true,
    that we have a strength to choose,
    Oh, freedom of all the chains
    We have together.

    Rose of Sharyn by Killswitch Engage
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    What would i give, to behold
    The smile, the face of love?
    You never left me
    The rising sun
    Will always speak your name

    It won't be long, we'll meet again
    Your memory is never passing
    It won't be long, we'll meet again
    My love for you is everlasting.

    Keep ya head up by Tupac
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    I wonder why we take from our women
    Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
    I think it's time to kill for our women
    Time to heal our women, be real to our women
    And if we don't we'll have a race of babies
    That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
    And since a man can't make one
    He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
    So will the real men get up
    I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up

    A tout le monde by Megadeth
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    I had no idea what it cost
    My life passed before my eyes
    I found out how little I accomplished
    All my plans denied

    So as you read this know my friends
    I'd love to stay with you all
    Smile when you think of me
    My body's gone that's all
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  10. Ooh, you touch my tralala. Mmm, my ding ding dong.

    Ahhhh,, ya ya ya ya, la la laaaaa laaaaaaaaaa la la. Yayayaya ya ya ya ya ya ya, ha ha ha haha..... :troll:

  11. Me and Xanth chilling.
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  12. Sublime mothafuckas
  13. Someone needs to post Fresh Prince lyrics.
  14. Fresh Prince

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    Now, this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
    When a couple of guys
    Who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
    Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
    I just got here!
    I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked to my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
  15. I re-wrote the lyrics to CM Punks theme song.

    Look in my pieeeeeees, they're filled with cheese!
    If they defrost do not refreeze!
    I know you're hungry! Do you want peas?
    I'll feed you anything you wanna eat! yuuuuum!
    pass the cutlery and crockery!

    You like Tortellini? Sounds good to me!
    iiiiiii got it buy one get one free
    it's something i cant wait to eat
    i'll eat it while i watch tv!

  16. :booker: KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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  17. Steel Panther time:

    Fat Girl

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    I saw her drinking beer
    Eatin peanuts by the bar
    I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
    She said her name was Debbie
    She was a friend Jenny Craig's
    She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
    I know your hungry
    I can see it in your eyes
    Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
    I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
    And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

    Woooooah woooooah
    Thar she blows

    Woooooah wooooah
    Thar she blows

    Fat girl
    She everything i wanted and more
    Fat girl
    She can't fit through the door
    woooooah woooooah
    Thar she blows

    I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
    So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
    I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
    I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh

    Wooooah wooooah
    Thar she blows

    Wooooah wooooah
    Thar she blows

    Fat girl
    Is riding my jock again
    Fat girl
    is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
    (ouch don't bite)

    My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
    Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
    Even though some people point and laugh at us
    You can kick their ass because your bigger than a busssssssssssss

    The Shocker

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    Extra Extra read all about it,
    I wanna show ya kinda something new.
    Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
    Here's something cool that'll work for you.
    It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
    Some will say that its a bit extreme.
    Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
    What I'm about to do will make you scream.
    You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
    in her hole [so] she screams

    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Thats called the Shocker.
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Yeah [woah] the Shocker.

    It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
    In any city or any town.
    You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
    He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
    When ya do too much butter sugar,
    And your hard meat stick won't stand.
    Add your middle finger to a first and little,
    and spread the shocker all across the land.

    Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
    you will learn this at school.
    so pay attention here
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Thats called the Shocker.
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Yeah [call] the Shocker.
    You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
    or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Thats called the Shocker.

    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Thats called the Shocker.
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Yeah [ha] the Shocker.
    You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
    or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
    Thats called the Shocker.
    Here it comes!

    Shock, Shock Shocker
    Shock, Shock Shocker
    Shock, Shock Shocker
    Shock, Shock Shocker
    Come on and Shocker
    Do you [wanna 20 balls] of heavy metal power
    in your vagina and your butthole too

    Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

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    I went down on her last night
    From what I understand baby that's alright
    I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through
    She rocked my stick and I blew my load
    But right after, honey, I came home
    I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly I can't resist
    So if you want to come with me, I'll show you what I mean

    Eatin ain't cheatin
    I don't know what your talking about
    Eatin ain't cheatin
    You should know that sucking ain't fucking
    Eatin ain't cheatin

    Now I'm just a man in a band
    I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as I can
    Licky clitty clitty
    Tonging that twat
    It's finger licking good
    Baby why should I stop
    If you want to have a seat I'll clear a place on my face yeah

    Eatin ain't cheatin
    I'm backstage only using my mouth
    Eatin ain't cheatin
    Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah

    Ummmm Yeah

    Now Licky!

    It doesn't make me unfaith unless I'm laying down the cable (cable cable)


    Eatin ain't cheatin
    You should know sucking ain't fucking
    Eating ain't cheatin
    I'm telling all the girls around the world

    I love this band. :yay:
  18. "And no, it cant be true, i can fly if i wanted to, like a bird in the sky, i believe i can fly, boy i'll flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" so powerful, brings a tear to my eye :cry:
  19. "Villian" by Theory of a Deadman:

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