Cowgirl position = most dangerous for the penis

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by GrammarNazi82, Jan 22, 2015.

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  1. Yep, go figure. Apparently the cowgirl position is responsible for 50% of penis fractures. Ouch.

    That's the majority of it, but you can read the rest of it here.

    And just because, here's the photo they included with it:

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  2. I'm going to take my chances.
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  3. :ksi:
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  4. I didn't know "penis fractures" were so common. yikes
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  5. Isn't that part of the fun?
  6. If so I need to incorporate fracturing penises into my regimen. :haha: I have yet to do that.
  7. Yep, even getting a sledgehammer and smashing balls. Make sure HHH's theme is playing when you pull out the sledgehammer
  8. Now THAT I can do!
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  9. As long as you don't go ass-to-mouth, it's all fine and dandy.
  10. You should've totally put 'I'm afraid I've got some bad news...' somewhere in the thread title. lol

    But anyways... 50% of penis fractures? Dayumn.
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  11. Crap!! I should have! :lol1:
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  12. What about the other 50%? :park:
  13. #13 Prince Bálor, Jan 23, 2015
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    I assume they don't have a penis/can't use 'em anymore? :ambrose:
  14. Yeah this totally doesn't surprise me at all, especially since the two people I know who have knowingly fractured their penises had done it while she was in the cowgirl position, however that is all hearsay but knowing how freaky their girlfriends were at the time I can only imagine they weren't lying about that.
  15. Ouch.... Well that accounts for at least two of the fractured penises! :haha:
  16. Never knew a fellow with broke dick.
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  17. Liked for the photo, photoshopped to hell, but nice pretend looking tits.

    I don't mind cowgirl, but the reverse is the worst. Who wants to stare at a back and some crack?
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  18. There is a show here about it, I can't remember the name though. Probably breaking dicks in tight buttholes.
  19. Come close to being a statistic for this before haha
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  20. I fractured my penis using a hoover :sad:
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