Death Star Proposal Rejected By White House

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Acailler, Jan 12, 2013.

  2. So this is for real?
  3. Yep! The White House had no choice but to respond after it reached the required number of signatures :emoji_stuck_out_tongue:
  4. If America built a death star I'd move to Lichtenstein or some other nation they cannot find, just to be sure.
  5. Move to Slough...nobody gives a shit about Slough.
  6. I'd move TO America. A freakin' Death Star? :hardcore:
  7. Oh we can begin working on legalizing marijuana, but we can't get a freaking Death Star, this is total BS.
  8. God dam it. they reject everything... :sad:

    first the states secession and now this.. stupid adminstration.
  9. Wouldn't be surprised if they accepted it but demanded it be built near Russia, just to keep them in line.
  10. Russia wouldn't be the #1 priority. That motherfucker would hover over the Middle East at all times.
  11. Wouldn't that by simply physics equal flooding or fucking up the water for all of the planet? If they want to build a Death Star it needs to be the size of the moon, which position controls the tide.
  12. Stopspot had to make this thread all gay and scientific :mad:
  13. Way to tell it like it is Marge.
  14. What you gonna do? Put me in the Cornwall clutch?
  15. Nope, I'd just take you to Cornwall - you'd never survive.
  16. You'd be fairly surprised. I'm like Wolverine, only less hair.
  17. Short and Canadian?
  18. Cornish people would rape Wolverine, let him heal himself, then rape him again. Rinse and repeat :tough:.
  19. Also. Am I the only one who wouldn't be surprised to see a petition for a moonraker style laser soon?
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