How Manly are you?!

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by B.Dazzle, Feb 17, 2014.

  1. This thread is even for the women, who want to be tougher than the rest.

    So with all the talk in the locker room lately, the question begs, how manly would you say you are? What are some of the manliest things you've ever done?

    I'm pretty damn manly.

    Heck, i'm so manly, that I once killed a couple of ants outside. Haven't seen another ant since that day. :tough:
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  2. Down at deebees nightclub one night a few years back, I had 3 women in one night shake their rumps in my crotch. I hate clubs, full of metrosexuals, goes to show women like a bigger built less groomed man.
  3. Three?! Holy Heck, that's more than..................wait a second.............1.2.3............................gosh that's more than two!

  4. I have a beard, so... pretty damn manly.
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  5. I don't like dresses and I don't like makeup. I can get ready in the mornings in about 5 minutes or so depending on how tired I am. Lol I'm kind of manly and I'm not even a guy. I've beat some guys at arm wrestling. Ha I bet that hurts their pride. When I was in marching band I was one of the strongest people moving instruments. Have you ever seen those marching tubas. Those things aren't light. The guys are all like woah girl you're strong and I'm like yep. :emoji_slight_smile:
  6. I don't like dresses or Make up either! Also I have a Goatee, Reigns style but with length, man enough for you?
  7. I stubbed my toe while watering my garden, and only cried for 20 minutes. :tough:
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  8. I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast..........without any milk.
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  9. I live alone, so when my sink blocked I learned to remove the U-bend and unclog it. That's about the manliest thing I've ever done. I'm an independent woman!
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  11. I lift up to 50 pounds all day long at work, pretty manly.

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  12. I have a beard.. full and unkempt. I have a gut.. full and round. I'm bald on top with hair on the side and in the back. I'm a man's man.... as manly as a man can be. But I smell good... because fuck anyone who thinks anything otherwise is acceptable.
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  13. ^ Boner alert.
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  14. I do have a decent full beard, but I usually go with the fact that I rocked CM Chops for 5 months. I've also put my hair in a bun... twice.
  15. I have a hairy ballsack
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  16. I can impregnate any woman in one try. That's a guaran-damn-tee.
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  17. And you have 2 children. By that math you have had sex.... twice.
  18. Unprotected without a pill, yes.
  19. I didn't know Canadians believed in contraception. Thought that was against your shamanistic hockey puck/moose god.
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