If you could cut a promo on John Cena, what would you say?

edge4ever

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Oh big match John is back, but now his mind all out of whack. He bashes Dwayne, and yet, he’s just the same. This part time, half assed phony can’t see me...yet we can see you John, goofy ass hair and all, while you invent silly “super punches” that are supposed to amaze us all? We had 5 moves of doom, John, we don’t need 6... It’s bad enough that you’re selling ability isn’t worth jack shit.
 

Grubberg

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I didn't know you like balls cause your down at Roman Resigns' because you don't have any. We don't Boo you cause you stuck or doesn't mean we want you to turn heel. Your gimmick has been stale longer than Goldberg's winning streak in WCW. You think Thug life gimmick is your heel that we want. That's not what we want. We want some there the more the Ruthless Aggression Cena and I know you can be Creative but you left your balls with all the girls you been with.

Don't worry I got some gifts for you. I'll give him a Golden Shovel and a two bounce balls cause he likes to bounce around with other females.
 

ThePhenom97

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He John Cena you now make movies all the time.
But when I watch them it's like someone sh*tted on my mind

Word Life and now Nikki Bella is my Wife

PS.
I know it sucks, but I don't make Rap lyrics everyday
 
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