I've spawned a child.

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Crayo, Oct 1, 2016.

  1. Not sure how many of you knew that my Mrs was pregnant. Well, yeah, last Sunday she hatched.

    Her name is Lexi, she weighed 6lbs 7, and is bloody beautiful. I will accept your congratulations.

    Love you all :emoji_slight_smile:

    Cray "The Vagina Crusher" O
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  2. Even though I really don't know who you are, I'm happy for ya man. A lil' Crayo is what the world wanted for a long time now and I'm happy for you that you finally produced.

    (Real talk, congratulations lad. Hope she's healthy and she'll have a good life in general)
  3. Congrats Crayo!
  4. Congrats bro! I'm Right behind you mine should be hatching sometime in December
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  5. Didn't realize you were that serious with a lady. Was this planned at all? Better you than me fam

    Grats tho
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  6. Whoa, wait a second... @Xanth is a mom!? :shock:
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  7. "she hatched" lol'd.

    Congrats, homie.
  8. Nice phrasing, congrats.
  9. girl oh girl, have fun with that. Congrats though
  10. Where the hell did this come from? Congrats Crayo
  11. Xanth apparently.
  12. >Goes Missing
    >Returns with a Wife and Child.

    Crayo, you're one busy dog...

    Congrats though.
  13. Congratulations.
    I don't really know you but best wishes all the same.
  14. Good to hear. Many congratulations!
  15. Congrats, bro.
  16. That is awesome. Congrats.
  17. How long ago was your marriage arranged!?!

    On a real, congratulations on the baby. Hopefully she grows well, and doesn't start a fucking pro wrestling forum like some weird fuck.
  18. I already regret it
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