So trotting out Lana with a live microphone and asking her to explain two months worth of plot holes didn’t go as well as WWE expected.
Tonight (Nov. 11) on Raw, WWE, Lana, and Rusev made everything so much worse in a story that was never good to begin with.
During Lana’s nonsensical rant, she confessed that she also cheated on Rusev but not before he cheated on her first. The other big reveal was that Lana announced she and Bobby Lashley had sex for the first time seven weeks ago today.
This seven week sexiversary, which Lana repeated a half dozen times, was important because Lana proclaimed she became pregnant nine weeks ago. According to math, that makes Rusev the father of Lana’s unborn baby, and not Lashley.
Lana’s rambling promo reached the five minute mark of dying on the vine before Rusev came out to confront his wife. Rusev’s only counterpoint to Lana’s big news was to admit that in fact he was a sex addict.
To top off this crap sandwich, Lana bumbled that she was faking the whole pregnancy as she locked lips with Lashley on the top of the entrance ramp.
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