There's a very true thing about wrestling. I believe this was a saying of Vince McMahon Sr. "You can't make it to The Garden without a main event bulge in your tights, kid!" He was speaking at the time to Bob Backlund. Now Bob Backlund did make it to The Garden and was one of the longest reigning champions, not unlike CM Punk. But when he was done with the belt, he was pretty much done. They had learned their mistake with him and his midcard bulge. It didn't draw money. He was only brought back in 95 to be squashed by a man with a real main event bulge, Kevin Nash. After Backlund, you had Iron Sheik. Sheikie Baby has a main event bulge, bubba. Then Hogan went over Sheik to start Hulkamania. Hulk Hogan has a main event bulge. Then of course you have Ultimate Warrior. Warrior had a main event bulge. You can see his protruding bulge here as he's sensually bearhugged by Sgt. Slaughter. That's a main event bulge, bubba. You can take it to more recent times even. THE ANIMAL, Dave Batista AKA He Who Cuckolds John Morrison. Total main event bulge. Now we bring it to Daniel Bryan.... That is not a main event bulge. He's not going to go far. You can't be a true champion in this business without a main event bulge. This is why Daniel Bryan has spent the last year or two trying to grow out this beard. He's hoping the beard will overcome his midcard bulge. I'm afraid it's not enough. His bulge is a... C+ at best. Randy Orton, the true face of the WWE has a real main event bulge. Sorry D-Bry. You did your best, but seriously your bulge is just not main event material. They will pop the nerds by having him get another token win, but he'll never be the face of the WWE the way Hogan, Batista, Cena, or Warrior were. He'll never have Diesel Power. Bryan has... Tofu Power or whatever the fuck he eats. Facts are facts.