I can't help but only see her as the South Park version.F*ck, I'll do this once.
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Paris Hilton: the filthy prostitute with a heart of gold. She'll admit to blowing 20 blokes, clean up then head out to India and feed the homeless. Such blatant superficiality. Awesome.
Would I bang? Nah, not unless I wanted the Clap or some other venereal disease. Feel free rub one out courtesy of your noodle, nerds.