Randy Wants To Show You His Snake


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For every new writer that would show up, he come in the room put his hand down his pants, pull out his dick, touch himself, then say “I’m Randy Orton, shake my hand…oh you don’t want to shake my hand? You’re big leaguing me? That’s fucked up man. Should I tell Vince and Steph you wont shake Randy Ortons hand?

So Randy is being accused of of basically whipping out his wiener to new writers as a way of introducing himself.



RANDY! PUT THAT AWAY! :flair2:
 

Giggityfish80

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Surely dragging up this stuff should be punished. The Reddit user has a lot to answer for as does Court for speaking about it. Surely Randy should be the one to bring it up not some fish wife gossiper
 

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You didn't post the actual article, Solid Snake...hang on, were you what Orton was actually trying to show?

WWE statement on alleged sexually inappropriate behavior by Randy Orton | Wrestling News

The specific instance described by the guy claiming this places it around 2005. Assuming it's true, then one has to wonder whether or not this "tradition" of Orton's continues to this day. Unless evidence can be presented or a mass amount of people start crying out "Me too!", Orton will probably receive a slap on the wrist...if he's punished at all.


I'm sure some of his fans would do more than merely shake his hand if he gave out the opportunity more liberally.
 

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I'm not surprised this is the same dude that puts fake poo in women's purses. Shoots fireworks at cars. Likes to smoke weed backstage. Has been caught and gotten away with steroids how many times? I mean if Roman is rude people flip if Orton's rude people jump to his defense because he was entertaining like 10 years ago
 
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I'm not surprised this is the same dude that puts fake poo in women's purses. Shoots fireworks at cars. Likes to smoke weed backstage. Has been caught and gotten away with steroids how many times? I kean if Roman is rude people flip if Orton's rude people jump to his defense because he was entertaining like 10 years ago
This. He’s a prissy little bitch who, IMO, could’ve been much bigger than he was if he would’ve gotten his shit together. He had the look, attitude, and skill of a major heel and he fucked it all up by being a complete moron.

He’s obviously not the same guy now, but I bet he has a huge penis!
 
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