Who won?

  • Slick Master Reag a.k.a. Mo Shark

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Kevy Trigga Mugz a.k.a. Funk Face

    Votes: 0 0.0%

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • MC FREEMO a.k.a DJ Averous

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Silver Crithu a.k.a COLEMASTER NUMBER DOS

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Joey the cat

    Votes: 6 50.0%

  • Total voters


The Lunatic Fringe
Rising Star

And don't think I forgot you
The man known as Crithu
The person with no clue
What he is even trying to do.

You bring up Rollins cock because you looked at it
It's 2017, I don't judge in most cases, but your rhymes are shit
So sit back and have a beer, drink some tea
Because a lesson is coming, just like Pierre Trudeau, just watch me.

You think I'm a fraud, but I'm the legit boss
Don't need to bank on it, I'm from Canada home of Hockey and lacrosse
And I'm sure you bring up Eva because you enjoy her in the ring
So go back to your BTB, maybe there you can book yourself as a king

Now, that I need to go, but I've taken the throne
Called Kenny Loggins, you entered the Danger Zone
But before I go I have to let you know
That if I evolve into you, yikes, no thanks, I'll take an everstone.

You attack me for hanging with Reagan Cole
But he's got more skill in one finger than you have as a whole
If getting rid of you was my only goal
Then all I'd have to do is call animal control

I have no clue? Really, look at you punk
If we were graded on rhyming, you'd totally flunk
You come at me again and I just get reborn
While you keep getting banged up more than sunny in porn

I see you shake when I am on the offense
I scare you more than gays scare Mike Pence
You gonna teach me a lesson? But I've got nothing to learn
I've got more power than Takers' urn

Your not a legit boss, no that's far from the truth
Lie to me again and I'll knock out your tooth
Speaking of teeth, I don't know how yours are so white
With all this crap you've spewed out your mouth all night

You talk about hockey, I'm glad you brought it up
When was the last time Canada won the Stanley Cup
Now go back home to your maple leaves
# FuckthatOwl, no # FucktheBeavs


The Reagmaster

Guardian of Light, Ryan Satin of WWEF

I don't remember what you asked about that lol
S Solidus

What do you think? Monthly forum rap battle.. tournament style, 8 to start down to 4 to 2 to WINNER!

Forum cash given as the prize... possibly Paypal as well.. I might throw $20 in there and we can get donations to up the pot.

I'm asking you because I'd want you to organize it.
  • LOL
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