Clash of Champions RATE CLASH OF CHAMPS! '19

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The Reagmaster

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Ladies and Gentlemen I am back doing this thing! Jake finally decided to do the logical thing and instead of giving the honor to Insane who does amazing recaps. He gave the temporary reigns to me. Smart ideas. Let's get to the show.

Weights on a Cruise match: Super serious guy vs one of the only 205 Live guys who show up on the other shows vs NXT guy

In a proper WWE games move, Gulak threw Humberto (ngl this is the first time I've ever heard of this guy) out of the ring after Humberto did his thing on Dorado and then Gulak won. Yeah! 205 Live is now associated with NXT because HHH said so.

Trump Title: The AJ with all of the Style vs Cedric Diggory

Aj won, duh.

Lol what tag division?: Doode vs Brallins

Something shocking happened. Because they're facing each other later on, Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman couldn't.....get along and they lost the tag titles *gasp* *even a bigger gasp* I know, I know it's a lot to take in, I'm aware. WWEs unpredictable booking strikes again. I have never been this shocked since Roman beat Brock at Summerslam 2018. Nothing could shock me more.

The women's title that isn't held by Becky: The hugless vs the person who's dad is not making her life easy right now.

OH MY GOD! THE NEWLY TURNED BAYLEY USED TRICKS TO RETAIN HER BELT! I am shocked! I am APPALLED! I have all of the emotions right now

lol this tag division is dead 2: Legacy 2.0 vs Those pesty youtubers

Randys lackeys beat Kofis lackeys. How wacky, Zacky. Who is Zacky? Nobody knows. Wilder put on figure 5 and Woods tapped out like a bitch. I could totally withstand a lock like that. For like 5 seconds before the tears start coming down my face.

HOW ARE THESE BELTS STILL A THING?: The team Crow dislikes vs Bliss & Crosses. That pun worked better in my head.

I actually saw this one. For like 5 seconds because the steam crashed and was behind. But the 24/7 title showed up! That's the highlight of everything. Cross crushed the Rose and pinned.

We really need less titles: Anyone remember Rusev? That guys former tag partner vs DON'T FORGET TO WATCH MIZ AND MRS ONLY ON E!

Do you actually care about this result? Do you? Sami Zayn was the most entertaining part of this match. Nakamura kicked Miz in the face. Yay!

The Becky/Charlotte/Ronda championship: Seth Rollins' Girlfriend vs AND I PUSH THEM ALL OUT THE WAYYYYYYY!

Becky attacked the referee but this time it was on accident not on purpose like some dickhead. You know who you are, you tosser. Did I just let my scouser out? Oops. Becky got dqed.

WHY WAS THIS NOT MAIN EVENTING? THIS OR THE PREVIOUS MATCH WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT!: THE GUY WITH THE WETTEST HAIR vs Buddy Murph- wait no it isn't, IT'S FREAKING ROWAN.

So...Let's get this straight. Rowans entire motive for turning against Daniel Bryan was because he wants to be his own man and he's not going to be a slave and he wants to do it all on his own like the big boy he is. But now Luke Harper has came back. And he's helping Erick beat Roman Reigns. I'm sorry what? You didn't even give him a couple of weeks before you fucked up that entire motive.

Can Brock get the title back now?: Stop giving this guy a title reign, it's never ended we'll vs hey remember when Braun was intimidating? And he wasn't just a filler contender until The Fiend shows up? Yeah....

Seth killed a man. That move was just recently no longer banned and you used it 4 times! Chill. Also Yowie Wowie motherfucker! Bray shows up slams Sethy down Then applys Mr Socko.
 

bullyballmm

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8/10. Wanted to give it a 9/10 but the RAW commentators just really took me out of the RAW matches (except for the main event).

AJ/Cedric should not have been on the pre-show, but it was still a good match

I didn't see how Becky/Sasha was as good as some people were saying.

Roman/Rowan was the best match of the night IMO
 

bullyballmm

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Sounds like a shitshow...

and no offense The Reagmaster The Reagmaster but I like the serious recaps much better than whatever it was you just threw together... it was gibberish and made zero sense.

I still love you though.

I didn't watch/10
How can one man be so wrong?

There are plenty of serious recaps online, including all the Wrestling News spam posts. It's fun to see somebodies opinion of a show in their recap in a joking manner.
 

Jeffry Fucking Mason

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11/10 for my best friend Reag's rate thread. Good job buddy and welcome back!

Everything minus the womens tag match (i really miss the Iiconics as champs) and the finish of the Becky/Sasha match (really the brawling was fine, it just dragged on way too long before they finally decided and announced the "Lol dq") was pretty solid here. Not Takeover or CZW solid, but very solid for a WWE B-PPV.
 
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Wow...I'm not even going to bother reading that recap...

*Brings up Wikipedia*

Okay...

So...I picked Gulak, Styles, Roode/Ziggler...

Wait...Bayley beat Charlotte in under 4 minutes? WTF is that?!

Alexa & her Pet,

A "Fucked Finish" for the RAW Women's title match...Fuck you WWE!

And Rollins...

Wow...I was WAY off with his pay per view...

So I only picked 5 matches...

I honestly though the WWE would want Orton, Charlotte & the
New Day all as Champions on the blue brand going into the FOX
debut.

I was completely off the mark...

Strowman lost ANOTHER match for a "top card" title...so he's a
just a giant jobber at this point...

The Kofi/Orton feud is over now right?

I don't think having Bayley "cheating" against Charlotte is really
that big of a deal...especially considering how many title matches
Charlotte won by cheating...whether it was her or outside help
from her father or Dana Brooke.

I mean I have a memory...so from my point of view Charlotte can't
really complain about this...although 3 minutes & 45 seconds?
That is WAY too short. They may as well have had Bayley attack
Charlotte with a chair as she made her entrance & called the
match off completely.

Are they going to put the 4 Horsewomen in the Cell?

I'll ACTUALLY watch that match is they do.

But hey on the bright side Rowan defeated Reigns...with Thanks
to Luke "Motherfucking" Harper! Is this a Bludgeon Brother thing
or was Harper dressed in his Wyatt Family rags?

Of course everyone realizes this result is going to lead to a tag
match between Harper/Rowan vs. Reigns/Bryan right?

Reigns still has to stand next to people who are actually popular
in a desperate attempt to look good.

I have to be honest & state this again "sounds" like a nothing show...
which is a shame because it looked really good on paper. Like reading
a recap makes me shrug & go "I didn't miss anything special"

:idk3:

I think I would rather just watch something different.

AEW is looking better by the week I tell you...

Can we get that started already?!

Oh & the Fiend showed up & attacked Rollins...but I don't care.
 
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bullyballmm

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But hey on the bright side Rowan defeated Reigns...with Thanks
to Luke "Motherfucking" Harper! Is this a Bludgeon Brother thing
or was Harper dressed in his Wyatt Family rags?
Harper was wearing a heavy metal band shirt, similar to what Rowan has been wearing since he started teaming with Bryan.

The show was good except for the RAW commentary team and some of the booking decisions (having Lunch/Banks end in DQ, having AJ/Cedric on the preshow).

Like I'm sure I would have enjoyed the RAW matches 10 times more if I just had my volume muted. I wish there was an option to mute commentary. I should probably just learn Japanese so I can hear Funaki (no. 1) on Japanese commentary
 
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Just like Stone Cold said about overshadowing in that podcast, this ppv is overshadowed by Kofi’s CLEAN win over Orton. We had a guy who’s barely a good mid-carder beat one of the best wrestlers of the century in a CLEAN manner. I don’t care about how good other matches were, that idiocy overshadowed everything.
 
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Grievous 3D

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Just like Stone Cold said about overshadowing in that podcast, this ppv is overshadowed by Kofi’s CLEAN win over Orton. We had a guy who’s barely a good mid-carder beat one of the best wrestlers of the century in a CLEAN manner. I don’t care about how good other matches were, that idiocy overshadowed everything.
But...doesn't Kofi defeating Orton clean make him more than a "Good Mid-carder"?

I mean isn't Kofi beyond the "Mid-Card" label now? His booking since Wrestlemania
has been solid & he's defeated some quality opponents since then.

:idk3:
 

white crow

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But...doesn't Kofi defeating Orton clean make him more than a "Good Mid-carder"?

I mean isn't Kofi beyond the "Mid-Card" label now? His booking since Wrestlemania
has been solid & he's defeated some quality opponents since then.

:idk3:
That wasn’t the point. I’m saying that Kofi’s wrestling skills are not on the main-event level, nor is his presence or charisma. He is basically 3x worse than Orton in every aspect and won clean anyway. Guy who throws around pancakes, dresses as a circus performer and doesn’t even have his own theme song is beating one of the future hall of famers clean, how swell!
 
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Grievous 3D

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That wasn’t the point. I’m saying that Kofi’s wrestling skills are not on the main-event level, nor is his presence or charisma. He is basically 3x worse than Orton in every aspect and won clean anyway. Guy who throws around pancakes, dresses as a circus performer and doesn’t even have his own theme song is beating one of the future hall of famers clean, how swell!
Well...they book Roman as a "top guy" & he has no presence or charisma,
he does the same moves over & over again all the while still dressing like &
using the theme song of his old faction...so I don't think Kofi doing it is that
bad to be honest.

😉
 

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