News Sasha’s back, but her cryptic social media game remains

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In case you were worried the return of Sasha Banks on Raw last night (Oct. 12) would mean the end of lyrical tweets & Instagram captions for fans & critics to attempt to decipher for clues as to why she hasn’t been around since WrestleMania 35 and whether she’s happy in WWE... well, you must not know The Boss.

Banks was generating cryptic content for stans & haters to obsess over long before her hiatus, and there’s no reason to believe a savvy self-marketer like Sasha is going stop. Ever.

She has this one cued up to go out even as her return was happening live in Toronto...

Finally free, the butterfly sheds light on situations
That the caterpillar never considered, ending the internal struggle pic.twitter.com/gDc4UKGC34

— $asha Banks (@SashaBanksWWE) August 13, 2019
... and this follow-up just needed a pic from WWE.com:

The joshi-esque design for her new merch isn’t the only thing the four-time Raw Women’s champ picked up during her trip to Japan, she also picked up some poetry:

If she had not been alone, she would never have seen the panther or felt the hope it spread into the world like rings around the splash of a rock thrown into a still lake. @WWEShop pic.twitter.com/RwzK43vtVI

— $asha Banks (@SashaBanksWWE) August 13, 2019
The very welcome return of her character to WWE also means we get some sass-tastic, storyline-specific ones like this response to Becky Lynch’s foreshadowing interview from last week too, though:

Welcome back, Boss. It’s almost like you never left.

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Grievous II

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Can we just let Sasha be a complete heel bitch now please?

Its what she's best at...mainly because its not that much of
a stretch for her.
 

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Honestly...I think she should have gone with white (witch) hair.


If she's a heel she will be fine. Sasha has always been a natural
heel & her run as NXT women's champion is proof of that. She
just needs to tap into her "inner" bitch & she will be fine.
Might be due to following a script. Perhaps it would come off as more natural if she would take a risk and put it in her own words.
 
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Might be due to following a script. Perhaps it would come off as more natural if she would take a risk and put it in her own words.
And that all depends on if she is allowed to right?

There are only a few current WWE performers that
can make the "scripts" they're given sound "natural"

I swear that's the only reason Alexa Piss-Break has
been pushed so much on the main roster.
 

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And that all depends on if she is allowed to right?

There are only a few current WWE performers that
can make the "scripts" they're given sound "natural"

I swear that's the only reason Alexa Piss-Break has
been pushed so much on the main roster.
I think you might be afraid to admit Alexa is one of your favourites....remember what a wise man once said:

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Perhaps that is why you've chosen the username you use. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

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I think you might be afraid to admit Alexa is one of your favourites...
No...I literally can't stand the stupid, little c#nt.

remember what a wise man once said:

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Perhaps that is why you've chosen the username you use. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????
If Star Wars has taught me anything its that all force users are
fucking losers who end up dying like chumps. Christ...how many
Jedi were killed by a pile of lizard guts poured into a robot suit?

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