Forum Game Sex, Marry or Kill?

ShaRpY HaRdY

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I'm going to list three people and you tell me which one you'd like to just have sex with, which one you'd marry and which one you'd kill.. then the person who responds gets to have the same question with 3 other people..

So first person up here are your 3 people..

Sylvester Stallone, Hellen Keller and Justin Bieber

GO!
 

ShaRpY HaRdY

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Sex? I don't think it's called that way.
Oh I know, it's Fuck, Kill, Marry but I didn't want to put Fuck in a thread title, too vulgar for my taste :P

Fuck Biebs
Marry Stallone for the money
kill Hellen Keller because she's already dead

Betty White, Chyna and Linda McMahon
Lol tough one, I like it..

Fuck Chyna, Marry Betty (money purposes) and Kill Linda I suppose?
I guess I'd marry Linda if she divorced Vince and took all of his assets..


Mark Henry, Michelle Obama ,Wesley Snipes
 

Farooq

Queen of Bitch Style
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This is a trick question since you can't kill or fuck Mike Tyson, he fucks you. So Tyson is marriage by default.

Fuck Putin and kill Jimmy Carter. This is awkward.

Hideo Kojima, Chris Cornell and Bill Clinton
 

Roadster

The Beast
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Bill Clinton fucks you, it's automatically a fuck.

Hideo Kojima can get my hand in marriage and Chris Cornell can fuck off.

Kota Ibushi, Chris Angel and Bob Barker
 

Roadster

The Beast
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Fuck Vince Vaughn
Marry Miley Cyrus (So I can divorce in 3 months and take her loot)
Kill Lohan

The Undertaker, Jim Cornette and Amanda Bynes
 

Grievous 3D

The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull
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Fuck ~ Summer Rae (Once for fun)
Marry ~ Charlotte Flair (Of course)
Kill ~ Melina (No offense)

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj...
 

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