Single Or Taken?

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Z.T.O, Apr 4, 2014.

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  1. Are you happier being single or taken/relationship? Let me know!

    Btw, I'm taken since 2013-07-23 :emoji_slight_smile:
  2. #2 Idiot #1, Apr 4, 2014
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2014
    I would like a nice women to come along, has to be reasonably attractive though.

    although i get a lot of offeres from the poon, the only relationship offers i get are from the big lasses. fuck that for a tin of sardines. i dated a big lass for a while, it was horrible, double chin and everything, and she stunk of bo.

    this is why i am happy being single, safe in the knowledge that if i had confidence i could pull any poontang pie i wanted
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  3. I am happy with my right hand. :fap:
  4. Recently broke up with my girlfriend as she thinks I'm getting "too close to my neighbours". Still getting action though :boss1:.
  5. Taken and being held hostage by the Patriots. Damn it Tom Brady.
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  6. Taken- have been for two and a half years.
  7. Honestly don't enjoy relationships too much. I keep things casual.
  8. did you not say you were dating a 14 stoner
  9. Solidus and I are taking a "break"
  10. His hair can be flawless sometimes.
  11. Define taken. Cause I'm with 2.
  12. I am happily taken by my fiance<3
  13. taken by Scarlett Johansson
  14. Taken 2 Years. :emoji_slight_smile:
  15. #foreveralone

    Do they know of this?
  16. Well we all live in the same house as well as a couple others.
  17. Lucky guy. Threesomes?
  18. Nah, not interested in any of that. Besides they're out of the house much more often than I am.
  19. as long as tentacle porn in the background counts as one.
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