It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature goofy stuff with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
Fresh off winning the King of the Ring, Baron Corbin received shoot compliments from two respected wrestling veterans. Lance Storm started and Randy Orton tag teamed.
Do you agree with their assessment of Corbin? Is it something you have noticed yourself from Corbin in the ring?
Lucha Underground pizza connoisseur Vinnie Massaro pointed out San Francisco 49ers tight end George Kittle flashing Pentagon’s Cero Miedo hand signal.
Apparently, Kittle flashed Cero Miedo last season during a game. The 49ers stunk, so it flew under the radar because nobody was watching. It has become his celebration after every first down. We’ll all have to tune in to a 49ers game now. It’s always cool whenever wrestling crosses over into the mainstream. It is even better in this case, because Kittle is a stud player. It wouldn’t have the same impact if he was a chump.
Enjoy Kalisto wearing a cat head as he dances and lip syncs to, “I Think We’re Alone Now,” by Tiffany.
I think Kalisto may have been inspired by Tiger Mask singing the Elvis song, “Can’t Help Falling in Love,” on television.
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Ready for #halloween like...
A post shared by Kalisto WWE ”Manny” (@kalistowwe) on Sep 19, 2019 at 2:14pm PDT
That footage blows my mind in an awesome way. It proves that everything is better in a luchador mask. I’m surprised that I haven’t ever seen a singing luchador show as a gimmick at a bar. They’d have my money every single night.
Drake Maverick has not lost focus on the 24/7 Championship.
There is also a tastefully nude version (here), which got a pop out of Bully Ray.
Batista explained the intricacies of executing the Bastista Bomb in tiny trunks.
On the animal tip, this photo of Ryu Maivia cracks me up. Ryu belongs to Sash Banks and Mikaze.Its only a Batista Bomb if you sit down awkwardly because your hamstring has been torn and your leg doesn’t straighten and also because you don’t want to drop and squish your goods. Trust me I learned this the hard way. You gotta put your stuff somewhere in those tiny trunks https://t.co/ZMQJVkxgQh
— Dave Bautista (@DaveBautista) September 9, 2019
I eagerly await video of when Ryu meets Bayley’s dog pack.
Caption contest for this photo of Rusev.
Move of the week.
We’ll close with a couple possibly NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK items.
Here is Cage getting frustrated after flubbing a promo at home.
Colt Cabana wanted to remind you that he once shaved Daivari’s butt shelf.
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#waybackwednesdays when I was super stoked to do a promo about the sizzling summer showdown.......dammit, I mean bash! I made this same mistake during the promo sooooooomany times. I was a little upset.... #3batproductions#prowrestling #sizzlingsummerbash #cage #outtakes #comedy #fuckingpieceofshit #wallexplodes #theregoesmydeposit
A post shared by Brian Cage Button (@briancage) on Sep 10, 2019 at 11:55pm PDT
Last on the list is an amusing message of heartbreak.
That’s a wrap. Have a better week than the Gym Nasty Boys and be careful of shooting star presses.