You wake up tomorrow and find your country is under attack. The details of the attack are not important for this discussion. You are told to leave but you get to chose where you go. What country would you go to and why?
I mean any fucker wanting to attack England better use nuclear weapons and blow up our subs first because no matter what we will fuck them over even after they destroy our nation. If they don't use nukes then the defences we have, the MI6, MI5 and the SAS, all taught the rest of the nations a thing or two about espionage and how to kill people, so you know i feel safe.
However Canada and Australia looks good, or even Scotland because who'd want to fight a Scotsman willingly?