Top 25 Zlatan Ibrahimovic quotes

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Rysenberg, Apr 4, 2013.

  1. 1. On being marked by then Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz. Zlatan –

    “First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”

    2. Reporter –

    “Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian?”
    Zlatan – “It’s Zlatan-style.”

    3. Reporter – “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”

    Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”

    4. Zlatan-“Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.”
    (Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche)

    5. Reporter – “Do you think it’s even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?”

    Zlatan – “According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games.”

    6. Reporter – “What would you name your son?”

    Zlatan – “Zlatan Jr.”

    7. Zlatan (about how time stopped as he stood waiting on the side line to come in against Argentina in the World Cup.)

    – “You could have punched me in the face, I wouldn’t have noticed.”

    8. Reporter – “How many one night stands have you had in total?”

    Zlatan – “I don’t do that stuff. For me it is romance and love…right?”

    9. Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves are pointless.)

    – “What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”

    10.“Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was

    I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”

    11.When asked by a female reporter about rumours he is gay:

    “Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!”

    12.When asked what he got his wife for her birthday

    – ”Nothing, she already has Zlatan.”

    13.When asked “Who is the best looking woman in the world?”

    – “I don’t know, but when I find her I will date her.”

    14. “We are looking for an apartment (in Paris). If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel.”

    15.Which other sportsman would he compare himself to?

    – “I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.”

    16.Tiredness got the better of him in 2010. It was only November!

    – “I have played many games this season and now I feel tired, almost worn out. Seeing that at Milan there are two injured strikers, the situation is not very easy for me. I have to thank the Sweden coach who allowed me to rest a little bit this week."

    17. On reports of ‘excessive behaviour’ following Juventus’ 2005 title win

    - “It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.”

    18. "I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch."

    19. “I felt like crap when I was sitting in the locker room with Guardiola staring at me like I was an annoying distraction, an outsider. It was nuts. He was a wall, a stone wall. I didn’t get any sign of life from him and I was wishing myself away every moment with the team.”

    20. “Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bullshit about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff.”

    21. “Mourinho is Guardiola’s opposite. If Mourinho brightens up the room, Guardiola pulls down the curtains and I guessed that Guardiola now tried to measure himself with him.”

    22.“An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.”

    23. “Lionel Messi is awesome. He’s unbelievable, but I don’t really know him. We are totally different. He came to Barça as a 13-year old. He’s raised in that culture and has no problems with that ‘school’ shit. In the team, the play is all around him, pretty naturally actually. He’s brilliant, but now I had arrived [at Barca] and scored more goals than him.”

    24.“At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.”

    25. When asked about Mario Balotelli’s recent tomfoolery: “I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.”
  2. That's our Zlatan!
  3. lol what a beast

    25. When asked about Mario Balotelli’s recent tomfoolery: “I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.”
  4. This guy's gold in the court and talking. He deserves that song they made him
  5. A poor mans Balotelli, but still quite comical.
  6. Zlatan wants to be like Mario when he grows up.
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  7. I need to read his autobiography (I am Zlatan) someday. My dad says it is hilarious.
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  9. Haha my nigga