ULTIMATE JWAB IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Tumbas' #1 Fan, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. *The lights go off but few remain on and flicker.... But as soon as the theme hits purple & green & a shit ton of other colors start going off*



    *ULTIMATE JWAB RUNS OUT!!!! FIST PUMPING THE AIR FURIOUSLY!!!! HE RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AT GAZELLE SPEED!!!! IT'S INSANE!!!! THE COMMENTATORS ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WAS CARRIED OUT BY PARAMEDICS EARLIER!!!!!! HE RUNS AROUND THE RING TWO HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE GETTING ON THE APRONS AND SHAKES THE ROPES TIL HE CAN NO LONGER SHAKE THEM!!!! HE JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND STARTS RUNNING THE ROPES AND YOU CAN SEE THE SWEAT COME OFF OF HIM LIKE BULLETS!!!! HE STOPS AND DOES THREE FRONT FLIPS BEFORE GRABBING THE MIC!!!!*

    "WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME YOUR POWER!!!!!! *The crowd goes crazy and he does that one fucking sound like ACHHHHHHH* I USED TO SIT UPON THAT THRONE LIKE ONE OF THE ALIENS OF OOGLABAR! I LOOKED UPON THE HORIZON TO SEE THE ORCS ATTACK THE ASGUARDIANS! I CAME DOWN FROM THAT THRONE TO ATTACK NOT JUST THE REST OF THE IWT ROSTER BUT TO DESTROY IT! NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS BUT TO WRECK HAVOC AND TAKE BAACK THAT GREAT BIG GOLDEN BELT THAT ONCE WAS ON ME FOR A MILLION MILLENIUMS!!!!!! I'M THE ULTIMATE JWAB!!!!!! I DIDN'T COME HERE TO JUST TAKE! I CAME HERE TO GIVE! GIVE ALL OF YOU WARRIORS A PERFORMANCE THAT ONLY RON BURGUNDY WOULD BE PROUD OF!!!! YOU WARRIORS ARE WHAT KEEPS MY CHAKRA GOING FROM A CHUNIN TO A GOD!!! NOT TO RUN AWAY FROM FULL'S PROBLEMS!!!! BUT TO SIT HERE AND TAKE THE WORD OF THE PS3 DIVISION AND SHOVE IT DOWN THE THROATS OF THE KEBABS OF THE JABRONI ASS BITCHES OF THE ORDER AND THE COCK MUNCHING TROLLS OF THE CHURCH TIL THEY BECOME SICK OF IT AND VOMIT UP THEIR OWN TESTICLES!!!! WARRIORS!!! *ACHHHHHHH* THIS ZIT RIGHT HERE IS BEGINNING TO MORPH AND BECOME BIGGER LIKE TOMMY FROM DIGIMON!!! AND WHEN I GET BIGGER!!!! THEIR WON'T BE ROOM FOR ANY OF YOU JABRONIS FROM WEST COMPTON!!!!! *ACHHHHHHHH* WARRIORS!!! GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH SO I MAY OVER COME ALL OF THE BUMPS IN MY ALLEY WAY!!!! *ACHHHHHH* U WILL ALL BE FLOATING THROUGH MY BRAIN AS LITTLE CELLS AS WE EXPAND AND BECOME THE HARVEY EINSTEIN OF MARS!!!! FUEL THIS PLAIN UP WITH OUR HEART AND LIMBS AS WE SOAR ACROSS SATAN'S SKY AND INTO GOD'S RECTUM!!! GIVE ME THE WIND THAT GOES UNDER OUR JET ENGINES AS IT CARRIES US OVER THE SHORE OF ATLANTIS!!!! WARRIORS!!!!! I'M GOING TO SLAY ANY OF THE DRAGONS THAT SOAR OVER ME WITH MY GIGANTIC COCK OF THUNDER!!! I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE DUST LOVING FAGGOTS OF FLATIZZA IF THEY STEP IN MY ARENA!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!!!! NOT WELSH FAGGOTS!!!! NOT DRUNKEN *****S!!!! NOBODY!!!!! WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE BLESSING THAT I NEED TO OVERCOME THE ODDS OF THE MAGICIANS OF IWT!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! *ACHHHHHHHH* BECAUSE THE POWER OF THE JWAB ALWAYS PREVAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    *Jwab starts running around the ring. He jumps up on the turnbuckle! His skins is blood moon red and the sweat is dripping off of him like a thousand mexicans in the desert. He is grasping the air above him and pulling it down! Embracing it! The crowd goes wild!*

    OOC - Testing the waters.
     
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  2. *Lord Lee faps backstage*
     
  3. OOC: So...Jwab's been on the Steroids it seems....Jono should really stop giving them out....First, The Artist and now Jwab.
     
  4. *snicker* TLDR or sumthin'
     


  5. The lights suddenly turn into a spotlight onto the stage. Nobody comes out, but the music continues to play. The crew trys to shut off the music, but it doesn't work. Suddenly, a member from the crowd knocks out the nearby security guard and jumps the railing. He is a black male, with a full black suit, a black bowler hat and black glasses. Security trys to approach him, but suddenly are stopped by mysterious people dressed just like him. He enters the ring and looks onto the shocked crowd as the word "INCOGNEGRO" is shown on the titantron. "Incognegro has entered the building, with the ultimate power IWT has to offer, Ultimate Jwab." He says as the crowd is in disbelief. "Now... the footstones of a passing begin here, the path shall be paved, the gold will be found and the end, will start a new beginning." He says as he stands beside Ultimate Jwab. "IWT, the time for your end will soon come, and with that, a new book will form, a new future. And that, is for us to live in, not the old past, but a new future fitting for Ultimate Jwab, myself and others like us." He says as he takes one final pause. "IWT, we're here."
     
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  6. Artist: Is seen in a grave burying something labeled "Job Squad"
     
  7. OOC - We want a Tag Team title shot right now, k?
     
  8. OOC: Isn't there a tourny?
     
  9. There is/was a triple threat match to decide who the number one contenders are but that kind of changed I'll get you added to it if you want in
     
  10. We want in