Storyline Up To Old Tricks

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by catlady, Dec 30, 2013.

  1. *Britanica is seen walking around back stage after hours, looking like she was up to something*
    *A cameraman happened to be recording her from a distance when she was sure she was alone*
    *She begins talking to herself and skipping around with a strange black cat close behind her*


    "It has been awhile since I paid a visit to an old friend. *She looks down at the strange black cat* Come, Skittles. Let's see if we can't shimmy our way into my old office!"

    *Britanica is seen picking the lock to Dat Kid's office door and quickly gets it open with ease*
    *No one is there. Inside, she sees pictures of men with little to no clothing all over the walls, a stained old cane in the corner, a nearly emptied bottle of lotion next to an empty box of tissue, and notices someone forgot to turn their computer off*

    "Well, well ,well... What do we have here! *Britanica approaches Dat Kid's computer and shakes the mouse to power up the screen* Well... I am somewhat shocked! *On the screen she see's an e-mail that was never sent out, one that confesses his love to another IWT member.* What if I were to just... No that would be mean and disrespectful... But then again... *Britanica looks at Skittles and grins* I am not getting paid for any of this. Click... click... SEND! *Britanica laughs quietly to herself and continues messing around on Dat Kid's computer* Let's see what is book marked just for fun... *Britanica looks shocked* What the hell is GILF Hentai? Male partners yoga class!? KFC! *Britanica starts laughing loudly and quickly quiets herself* Only you, Kid... Only you. *She turns off the computer and precedes to open a backpack she had carried into the office* Let's say we make this place more welcoming for his arrival later, shall we Skittles!?"

    *Britanica pulls out a big bag of cat litter, 6 unopened cans of cat food, and cat pheromones. She begins pouring all the litter out on his desk, opening the cans and placing them all over the office, and pouring the pheromones on everything.*

    "I see you feel at home already, Skittles? *Britanica grins as Skittles begins using the litter on Dat Kid's desk* One last thing before we go to make this whole work of art come together! *She approaches the window and tries to open it but notices they are all locked shut* Well, this certainly wont do... How can we fix this!? * She spots the old stained cane once again, picks it up, and begins bashing out the glass windows* There! Much better! "

    *The cameraman begins to get closer when he accidental knocks down a half emptied 40oz*
    *Britanica quickly turns around and see's shes been being watched!*
    *Just as he tries to run, a large grey wolf corners him and forces him into the office, she then closes the door and locks it*


    "Well, well well... I guess Dat Kid doesn't hire the brightest cameramen, now does he!? *She approaches him as he is shaking and keeps quietly saying sorry* Your apologies mean nothing to me, gum drop. Lets me and you have a little fun, shall we!? *Britanica begins grinning* I am sure he will enjoy this one."

    *The camera is dropped but still recording a she begins to wrestle around with the cameraman. All that can be heard is screaming and things breaking. Soon after meowing of several cats is heard. Britanica approaches the door with only her feet in view of the camera and bends down into it's view*

    "Nighty night old man."

    *The sound of the door locking is the last thing heard on the camera before is dies out*

    @Vince Russo
     
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  2. OOC: Lucky cameraman :jeritroll:

    IC: Dat Kid passes around the halls in his chariot until he smells the stench of cat urine. He looks over and sees the door of his old commissioner's office, which has cat litter seeping out of the bottom.

    ...Britanigga.

    Dat Kid tries to open the door, but it's locked. Dat Kid taps lightly on the door with the end of his cane
     
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  3. OOC : LOL'd at britanigga - also, I left your office, feel free to bust in.
     
  4. Dat Kid breaks the door knob with his cane and pushes the door open to see the mess.

    A message, a pretty terrible one, since this isn't my office anymore, but a message nonetheless.

    Dat Kid gets on his chariot.

    To the ring!

    Dat Kid's horses dash off into the arena, knocking over shit on the way
     
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  5. WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT ME GET NIGGA WITH THEIR NAME! AidsCracker?
     
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  6. Cause it doesn't even fit with your name. Just be happy you got Triple Aids
     
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  7. happy i got aids!?

    L4D2 FROM BRO? YOU DOWN BRO? LETS MIC UP AND CHILL BUDDY!
     
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  8. You need to get GTAV
     
  9. bro you remember how shitty i am with a mic? Id get gta5 tomorrow if we could game.
     
  10. HEY BRO? WANA L4D2 BRO? MICS? MICS BRO? YOU HAVE MICS BRO? WHY AM I NOT BLACK BRO? I HAVE MICS BRO. *spams invites to Dat Kid on 360*
     
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  11. Nudes Brit? Please? Nudes? You send nudes? I have nudes! *everyone on the forum spamming brit*
     
  12. Come back to DX :please:
     
  13. It always comes to this with you people. :mad2:
     
  14. What do you mean "you people" :aries:
     
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  15. YOU KNOW SACTLY WHAT MEAN! THIS IS BOLD SHIT!
     
  16. No I don't, Farooq has never invited you to join DX
     
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  17. ASHLEY NOW I AM CONFUSE!
     
  18. HEY FROM! YOU READY BRO! MICS? YO BRITA SENT YOU NUDES RIGHT BRO! BRO? TITS AND L4D2 BRO!?
     
  19. Shes talking about us bro.. Niggaswag needs to let me put my hand down bro.
     
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