Promos Uprising - Battle of the Canadians!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Dec 10, 2013.


Who's your winner?

Poll closed Dec 13, 2013.
  1. Senhor Perfect

  2. CM Punk

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

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  2. The entire lockerroom is planted in seats, watching the tv connected to the arena, waiting on the match to start. Aids Johnson is standing next to Dazzle and Gav, as Aids continues stretching out before his Main Event match. Aids turns to Gav, noticing the camera, before the 3 of them share a pose with their titles around their waist's. Aids laughs, "Well this is exactly what i've expected from our Canadian market so far, the king's of the no show really showing off what make's them" Before they laugh, bumping fists like assholes.
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  3. *U-S-A chants fill the arena*
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  4. "What's a Canada?" chants
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  5. OOC will post my thing in about an hour or so.
  6. The crowd beings to boo loudly, cheering between "Where is Christian" and "Senhor Sucks" chants.
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  7. IWT personnel finds Aids pumping chants through the sound system and removes him from the backstage area.
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  8. The crowd pops suddenly, as Aids Johnson comes running out the backstage area first, laughing before holding up his IWT title. They continue to pop as he runs down into the ring, avoiding the security sent after him. Aids Slides back out of the ring, moving quickly and grabbing a seat/microphone as he sits down next to the announce team.

    "I don't see why the Face of the company shouldn't be here to witness this match in person," Aids says, laughing, shaking hands with the announcers, before pushing his chair back using his feet towards the fans, as they pat his chest and cheer loudly, STILL waiting for the match to begin.

  9. Christian comes out to a mixed reaction as he walks down the ramp

    Announcer 1: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to IWT's UPRISING! Here right beside me is Announcer 2.
    Announcer 2: HERE I AM! And right now we're having a never before seen match here! Two Canadians will face off in the middle of this ring, RIGHT NOW ON UPRISING!
    Announcer 1: Christian walking down the ramp here, is it just me or does he look tired?
    Announcer 2: Of course he looks tired! He's in the back working all day, what would you expect?

    Christian gets in the ring with mic in hand

    Christian: IWT UNIVERSE!

    Crowd cheers

    Christian: Are we having fun tonight?!

    Crowd cheers

    Christian: Well it doesn't seem that way...

    Crowd gives mixed reaction

    Christian: When I walk out to this ring, I expect the utmost respect! And I don't seem to be getting that from you filthy people in Seattle!

    Crowd boos

    Christian: Putting you idiots aside, I'm here to have my very first match against my former tag-team partner, a fellow Canadian and the longest reigning champions in IWT's history. A man who goes by the name of Senhor Perfect.

    Crowd gives mixed reaction

    Christian: Do I respect Sehnor, of course I do. He was the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion, he is a fellow Canadian and we both held the most prestigious titles together at one point. And even though he is my friend, even though he is a Canadian, tonight he is nothing but my enemy...

    Now I can blabber all day long, but I'm just going to call Senhor Perfect out right now so we can get this match going.
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  10. #10 TheArabHammer, Dec 11, 2013
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    *Marcus sits in the locker room watching this and turns to Britanica and says "I'm surprised it's not maple syrup on a pole match" *
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  11. Farooq watches the match from his locker room. "Pssh, Canadians."
  12. Knight is watching the match from the inside of Aids' Car.
    Knight: Ooooo.....Two Canadians.....One Christmas Present for them both......Now what to get them......A Burned Canadian Flag or a Justin Beiber CD?
    Knight continues to watch as he ponders on what presents certain people should recieve.
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  13. *Alias is watching backstage*
    It seems Senhor's retirement home hasn't granted him permission to compete....
    *Alias laughs at his own joke so hard that he has to take a piss*
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  14. *Senhor walks down the aisle, without music, wearing jeans and a t-shirt. He walks past Aids at the announce table, flips him the bird, and grabs a mic. He steps into the ring, extends his hand to Punk, and he shakes it*

    Punk my old pal. Seems like yesterday we won out respective tournaments and gained the WHC and IC titles. You had the longest reign with that title, and I had the longest reign of any title. How quickly a year has past, and how quickly this once shining example of sportsmanship and hard work has turned into a rotting sesspool of egos and charletons.

    When we first started out together it was about who worked the hardest and who was really the best. That's one thing Brita gets credit for. The most deserving reaped the rewards. Now with Jonathan's head as big as his midsection, it seems whomever strokes his, lets just say ego for the sake of the youngsters out there, that seem to get showcased.

    He thinks that because of our work ethic, and respect for the business, that we'll just come on out and do our "job" cause that's what we're supposed to do. Did you eve get a rematch for your WHC? I don't remember that ever happening, same with my IC title rematch. I don't even know who has the damn thing these days as Draven dropped the title quicker than Aids drinks a 40.

    So here we stand, told to fight each other. A match of this magnitude in a meaningless part of this event. Let Punk and Senhor go out there and give the crowd their money's worth before we trudge out everyone else who's just here to get famous. You know we both deserve better brother. I'm not giving that piece of crap the pleasure of watching me and you fight over nothing. Just listen to these blood thirsty monsters and their idiotic chants. It's time you start to worry about yourself Punk, and not these people who'd stop supporting you as soon as a new flavour of the month came around.

    The SOB marketed this match as battle of the Canadians. The lack of respect there alone is so infuriating. We were former tag team champs, we are the two longest reigning champions, we are IWT originals for Christ's sake!!! How long are you going to tolerate this garbage?

    *Senhor lays on the mat*

    Do what you gotta do Punk. If it makes you feel better to get the win pin me. I don't care what were told to do. If you want this victory, take it. The fact that we do this against what Jonathan wants is victory enough for me.
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  15. *The crowd starts chanting "WE WANT ROB FORD!"*
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  16. *Random casual shouts "Because of you Justin Bieber exists, go back to your igloo losers"*
  17. Christian: Senhor, I agree with you. It's been happening way too often. Canadians are getting screwed in the IWT and I will not just watch as it happens. The two most gifted superstars to step into the squared circle are being treated as after thoughts. WE ARE NOT AFTER THOUGHTS! We are the past, the present and the future of this business! I will not give in to this bullshit that's been given to us. We are better than this!

    Christian goes to pin Senhor


    Christian stops the pin and yells at the referee

    Christian: HOW WAS THAT TWO?

    Christian spears the referee and exits the ring

    Christian: WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS!

    Christian heads on to the back
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  18. *Senhor gets up and smiles. He exits the ring and approaches Aids.*

    Enjoy your days with that title, champ. One of us will be back for it shortly.
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  19. *A crazed fan runs out and rips off his shirt. He starts pouring maple syrup all over him and starts hugging Senhor*
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  20. *Senhor beats the ever loving shit out of the fan and goes up the ramp*
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