Promos Uprising - THG? vs TheOvalhead!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Dec 13, 2013.


Who's your winner?

Poll closed Dec 15, 2013.
  1. THG?

  2. TheOvalhead

  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...

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    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
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  2. I'll go first k.
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  3. *When You're Evil by Voltaire hits the PA System making the crowd respond with a mix of cheers and boos, more cheers than anything. Alias Antonio appears on the stage and salutes the crowd with a sadistic smirk on his face. Beside of him, he holds a big sack of unrevealed objects. On his other side, Alias is carrying a garbage can filled with the most potent weapons known to the wrestling world, such as a barbed wire bat, a barbed wire chair, a hammer, a fire extinguishor, a rope, thumbtacks, a couple of railroad spikes and some more perilous objects that he won't be afraid to use. He saunters his way down to the ring, soaking in the cheers, as he subsequently throws the sack in the ring, also carefully placing the weapons in the corner of the ring. Alias approaches the ropes and does the devil horns taunt, while soaking in some more cheers. He asks for a mic. He commences to speak excitedly, out of the norm*

    We're in the process of celebrating the one year anniversary of the somehow not defunct wrestling company, IWT! In my first few months here in IWT, it's been constant up and downs to be honest. Ups because of those illustrious moments such as me winning the tag team championship twice, and also that time when I beat Aids Johnson, but you, you already knew that. *Crowd laughs*
    But my career has also included a lot of downs, such as when I got stripped from my tag team championship with no respect whatsoever when IWT management knew that I had personal problems. And losing the tag belts to......Dazzling Chavs *Crowd pop* Also not forgetting the continuous dissension of The Cure, and it's subsequent breakup.
    It's true, my career has been the subject of constant up and downs. But enough of me, how are all of you in audience doing tonight!? *Crowd cheer*

    I see you've all been enjoying the IWT anniversary show so far, and trust me, it's just getting started. The action, the blood, the energy, the gore comes into play now.
    Because The Cure was once a poweful stable who were deemed unbreakable, but diamonds aren't forever are they? So we all saw how The Cure abruptly broke up, and tonight IWT Universe, is why all the aforementioned things will happen tonight, the blood, the action, because the culmination of The Cure's breakup will occur tonight.
    Ben and myself will engage in a battle to the end, which will make you jump from your seats, scream in excitement and cringe at the pure brutality that this match will create.
    I will show no mercy, and I bloody hope Ben shows no mercy either. IWT Universe, your lives will drastically change forever once this match has finished, and I guarantee you that you will have no ounce of energy left to even watch the slugfest that Aids vs. DK is going to be.

    I will inflict as much damage as I can, and I brought my own set of favorite personal weapons ready to be stained with sweat and blood. On the other hand, I have a sack of objects that symbolize Ben's past that he's so desperately trying to get rid of, just to show him he cannot get rid of it.

    *Alias digs down deep in the sack and grabs out a few DVD's*

    Surprised myself when I found these, but with a little help from Bruce Knight *Alias waves at the camera @Forrest* I was able to get hold of some of these goodens. Lets see!

    *Alias begins to read the DVD's*

    So on one hand, we have "One Night In Dover". *Crowd laugh*. Original indeed. If I'm not mistaken, Dover is a place situated in England famous for it's ports. And I've heard Dover actually engages in sexual acts on a boat in this DVD. Pwhoah. Moving on.

    We now move onto "Somebodies gonna get their butt fucked", inspired by Mark Henry's theme song I believe. Nasty.

    Final one I found is called "3 cocks ain't enough man i need 5". Where he is one of five cocks, and obviously the smallest.

    I also found a dildo that he uses when his dick ain't up for the task. Wow.

    Ben, you cannot escape your past. You did a "transformation" for what? For a planned stable to leave you high and dry? For it's leader to just die off like that?
    The Ministry is no more Ben, and after this match, you will be no more. Tap bitch.

    *Alias drops his mic and begins to violently pace around the ring*
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  4. #4 Forrest OAKADA, Dec 13, 2013
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    Knight is in the Audience, Back from his visit to Victoria. He waves a Blank DVD Case in the Air.
    Knight Shouts: Alias, You Forgot the One that hasn't got a title or Box Art!
    Knight places it back in his jacket for safety, just in case some perverts decide to attack him for it.
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  5. *Suddenly, Sir Lee comes out from the stage wearing burberry clothing with a sarcastic expression on his face*

    Sir Lee: Awight m8, it's me, chavy lee. Look, winning dis ting aganst ur stupid ass wud b dench sauce blud, so wats beter dan 2 b a hardman seeing as dat works 4 others. I honestly didnt lisen 2 a wurd of dat boluks u just sed bruv. at dis point, being a wresler is bullshit, being a pornstar is bullshit, while u've been geting people to suk ur dik with praise bakstage, ive been discussing offers with MMA and football companies. so wat happens 2nite wont afekt my fuchur, al it dus is either make ur dik hard with plesure or mak u luk lik a sile fuking mug, we can both act lik we iz hard and top dawgs, but rely we iz nutin to the big dons like slutoria and hiv penis. u can sit on ur donut and pray for the wurld to giv u pasties but its a gam of chance bruv. hit bak at me wit ur best insults fagit.
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  6. *Alias chuckles and claps his hands*
    More serious than I expected you to be, very well done Ben.
    Now come in here so I can kick your ass.
  7. Chavy Lee: Fuk yh bro, we lay fists like we b 2pac blud.
  8. *Alias shakes his head*
    ...........Just get in here and lets start this........
  9. *Lee makes his way to the ring, but then gets stopped by a fan who he argues with*
  10. *Alias scratches his head and glares over at Ben with major disgust*
  11. *Arguement ends with Lee slapping the fan and walking to the apron*
  12. *Alias smirks as Ben closes in*
  13. OOC: I have a feeling Ovalhead will blow me away with a promo just before the deadline ends, giving me no time to cut a second lol.
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  14. @Ovalhead WHAT A DAMN BOSS!

    Seriously, i looked forward to this all week, and you both delivered. This was an awesome first anniversary so far.
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  15. Thanks dude, glad it could live up to it's hype.
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  16. Now it's just up to me and @DKJames to bring it home.
  17. Best of luck to both of you haha.
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  18. *Sir Lee tears off his Burberry clothing, a silky navy blue suit hiding revealed behind it, Sir Lee venomously lifts his thrift shop cap, crumples is in a round ball and throws it at a fan*

    *Sir Lee looks at Alias, laying his eyeballs cautiously at his prey*
    Sir Lee: Listen! Whether I win or lose this match, my career is going to take a crazy turn, whether I stay in the IWT or not, the World should know that this transformation wasn’t a waste of time Alias, oh no it wasn’t…. Now I have escaped from the disgust of porn, I now have clarity, it no longer holds me back from the mainstream media. If only I had a bit more time in the porn industry…I could have made it MAINSTREAM….But that’s how the cookie metaphorically crumbles I guess. The fans know as well as I do that I don’t need to act like some chav or some inferior minded human being to gain popularity from the marks and make myself successful. Neither of us have, we’ve got here through legitimate talent, and that’s why we both deserve the stars to shine ever so bright on us…WINNER AND LOSER!! But there are no losers in this match, if I tap tonight, I won’t be a loser in my eyes, just a man who tried but did not succeed in getting you to tap first. That could be just what you need after all to propel you into the IWT title picture, which honestly fails to attain my interest. I’m a fan of the RVD ECW TV title reign after all so I would be better off holding the IC title for 10 million years. This match in actuality feels more like Mysterio vs Guerrero WM 21 than anything else, two comrades looking to set the World alight…We have the talent to do so after all. So Alias, are you ready for this. After all, your win against Aids was a dark match, the allure was sadly limited because of it…But this match is on the one the biggest cards in IWT history. So the World is watching kiddo, let’s tango. I have no reason to hate you after all Alias, I’m the one who left you when I figured that being associated with you was no longer necessary for my career. So tonight, I don’t aim to cause harm and pain like my usual opponents, but instead to gently but forcefully put you into a soooothing unconscious state, I get the win and you get to nap. Win/Win right?
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  19. lol^
  20. longs left?