Promos Uprising - X Division Title!

Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by Jonathan, Dec 12, 2013.

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Who's your winner?

Poll closed Dec 15, 2013.
  1. D-D-David

    83.3%
  2. DX2006

    16.7%
  3. RKO2004

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
    and is for the X Division Championship

    @D-D-David vs @rko2004 vs @DX2006

    The rules are as follows:
    -No interuptions, only competitors can post here
    -Pictures, videos, livestream etc. are all banned, apart from titantron entrances.
    -Promos will last for 24 hours after the 1st promo is posted,
    and there is no limit on the amount of promos you can cut.
    -Voting will then last for 24 hours after the last promo is posted.​

    Voting for yourself will result in instant disqualification and suspension,
    no questions asked.


    Please do not post OOC until promos are finished. If you need to address someone please do it via PM.
    However, posts that are kayfabe like watching the match from backstage are OK. Anything else will be deleted.

    *DING DING DING!*
     
  2. I'll let the challengers go first :troll:

    and i have school
     
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  3. *Loud Pop, out comes Mike Boston, with a carrot and a screwdriver, while wearing a sumbrearo, he dances his way to the ring, grab a mic, music cuts off*
    Mike: Ole! Today is the 12th day of the 12th month of the 13th year, and according to the mongoose, we must take this screwdriver and stab this carrot! *Stabs Carrot* Alright! Now that the ritual of the day is over, its time for the great Triangle! Now its unclear what the panda wants, he beat me at bowling with his eyes closed, if he does that then he take a 48 hour vow of silence. But! I was given something really honorable by high council member Susan! We call it, DA CHERRY!!! The cherry gives me the honor of wearing this sumbrearo! As stated by The Flamingo, the Sumbrearo lets me win at mahjong every Wednesday night with the confederacy of dogs, AND if you beat the confederacy you are granted the 50% AND if you are granted the 50% i'll get half off the stuff I buy for gift giving day at target! *Silence*
    Announcer 1: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... what?
    Mike: I know it's confusing but if you listen to what I said 3 times faster and after you ate a meal of lasangna, you'll get it. Now who has heard of The Great X? *Some people raise their hands* Good! The great X is valiant prize well known on this battlefield! It's so powerful great fights have to be contested to decide on change in possesion! Now i've been told by the mighty dictators we have to talk "smack" about this guy, so I will proceed to talk "smack"..... the way I know how! *cheers*

    Mike: *Looks up* Click Clack Cloo! *Skips around the ring* The cow says MOOOOOO!!!!!! All the way down from the town of Two Shoes!!!! *Gets our of the ring into the crowd, finds this tall dude, gives him a hug, Mike then runs through the crowd, finds this guy with a beard, shakes his hand, runs back to the ring* Gimmeee Gimmee oh Gimmee Gimmee, applesauce oh applesauce, tight down with the great ding ling, oh ding ding! *Sits down* Did I tell you? .... ... ..... ...no? *takes out a piece of chex mix, crumbles it* now you know. *Looks to the entry way, stands up* ENTER BEACON!!!!!
     
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  4. *Lights go out, when the drums and guitar come in the lights go on and theres Dexx on the stage wearing a blue jacket, sunglasses and his guitar in the shape of an X, he raises the guitar and then walks down the ramp, gets in the ring, music stops*

    Dexx: Thank you Mr.Boston, but remember this is a triangle... all this "smack" is of mine and not with yours... now my "smack" is gonna be in an ancient language... the number language of the Peacock!
    *Mike gasps*
    Dexx: Ahemm.... 456....123...7899....10.....67......47857289156298756978143698674190871408947698731907348640918300-2138578964982379878954379831798437897438917687569837691348790829430181895676894290848276666666689487892578912758943759874893758789437895713425126151246367186482172417621478y64218764218764876425464749034218024904-0-10942-1409040294949324023940394032940329403294094885888858743753284898 SQUACK! 171982791729037464982624917393179373 *plays guitar chord* bizzzzzzzzzzzz 6777677756547362817329712917239284435271538262812627 1564 167546 7 9 88............0.....4......5.........9.........*plays another guitar chord* 77...6....432... .... .... ... .... ... .... ....8 SQUACK! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. ... X X X X X X X X Y!!!!!... ... .... ... ... ... .. X X X X X X 8...756....66547...999....2243... ...1 567463736478..... END
    Announcer 2: Okay........?
    Dexx: SEQUENCE 2!
    Announcer 1: Annnnnd there's more hehe..
    Dexx: 3....3.....3...3...3...3.3..3.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333! *Quiet for a moment, starts playing his guitar* 4.....5.....7...8......8.........5..5.5..CINNAMON!........43332321765971567816578910363580921765081477129897198023983903467241982146723856920835783620983729085462709847362873569765857664812387821923101204u021498214897542901482072091748107290420865281745081327509 SQUACK! *Takes out an egg, throws it to the ground* 40%.......34278......END
    Dexx: The peacock was never wrong when making his language, he speaks the truth. Except on Fridays that's his Bingo night hehe! *Stops talking, then looks around looks at the 2 announcers, gets out of the ring and then hops on the table, stares into Announcer 1's eyes* ... ... ... ... you saw the Peacock...
    A1:Huh?
    Dexx: You know you saw him!
    A2: What?
    Dexx: Mike the Powder!
    *Mike tosses Dexx this green baby powder, he throws it at Announcer 1*
    A1: Gah! *Dexx starts playing his guitar*
    Dexx: A 5,4,3,2,1.... *snaps fingers*
    *A1 freezes for moment, then looks around, takes off his headset*
    A2: You alright?
    A1: Master? .... *laughs* Master!!!! *Runs into the ring, Dexx follows him*
    A2: HUH?!?
    *A1 runs around the ring, starts dancing to Dexx's guitar, A1 grabs a mic*
    A1: Great Beacon thank you! You freed me! I shall now finally go see what the Peacock wanted me to see! THE PANDA!!! *Loud pop*
    A2: WHAT!?!??!!?
    *A1 runs into the crowd and leaves the arena, "What the fuck" chants start up*
    Dexx: Ah... another freed soul...
     
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  5. Dat Kid watches backstage

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug
     
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  6. *Chris Kaizer is standing behind him*
    At least he isn't breaking cameras.
     
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  7. Farooq locks the door to his locker room. "And I thought Victoria was scary..."
     
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  8. Kaizer: Decent at playing guitar...
     
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  9. "Still better than Lil Wayne."
     
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  10. *??? watches from the command point*

    Interesting. Some minions may have to be "put down" today after all.
     
  11. Mike: The Announcer was is Cohootes with the Peacock? Wow Beacon, you know everything! *Looks to ramp* The whereabouts of the keeper of the Great X are still unknown... there's only one way to lure him out! *Goes under the ring, takes out a can of spray paint, a bowling all and table lamp.* Only the keeper can answer to this! *Sprays a giant X on the ring mat,puts the table lamp in the middle, he then gets out some extension cords from under the ring and asks a crew member to plug it in for him, the lamp lights up*
    Dim the house lights!
    *House lights dim...*
    O great Keeper of the X, we mark the spot and summon you! *Throws Bowling at the Lamp, the lamp breaks, house lights come back on, Mike commences to skip and Dexx plays another tune*
     
  12. Dexx: Nothing huh? Never fear, I learned from the Rhino how to deal with this, if you know this song, please sing along!
    *Dexx plays the tune "Enter Sandman", audience starts singing*
    Say you're prayers little one to forget my son to include everyone!
    Tuck you in warm within, keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes!! SING IT!
    Crowd: Sleep with one eye open! Gripping your pillow tight!
    EXIT LIGHT!
    ENTER NIGHT!
    Take my hand!
    Off the never never land!
    *Dexx continues to play*
     
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  13. Marcus Anthony watches this in the locker room with a look of confusion on his face
     
  14. Dat Kid turns around

    Oh, there you are. Two creams, Three sugars please.
     
  15. Kaizer: Sorry, I only deliver to white people.
     
  16. What did you say?
     
  17. Hate to ruin your arguement on coffee but the main topic here is the match.
     
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  18. Kaizer: So you are the black Helen Keller? Phh, I'm done here.

    OOC- Just gonna end this here due to it being a match thread
     
  19. Anonimo: These guys make no sense.
     
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  20. *David comes to the ring in a confused face, looking disgusted.*

    "... I hate to break up this sausage fest, but it's time for an actual high class competitor to show up. Does any one even know who you two are? You two are no body's being put against the longest reigning IWT X-Division champion ever, and believe me. It doesn't end well. Although I do enjoy the music, I also do very much enjoy the... whatever you're doing Mike, but I think it's enough. It's time to end all your games and actually be serious for a moment, because it really won't get you anywhere but a psychiatric facility, hell you can go there and meet Victoria Parker, maybe she'll actually teach you guys how to be GOOD."

    *Crowd boos!*

    "Although, you guys do have some good traits. You are entertainers, but why are you here? You guys aren't worthy of being in IWT, and you certainly aren't worthy of being in a match with me. You two are like circus animals who move to the beat of your masters. You try so hard to amaze these fans, when one day I really hope you learn the fans aren't going to pay your bills. These fans don't mean shit, and you guys don't either. Although you guys and the fans are really alike. You guys and the fans are both idiots that one day want to make an impact, although, the difference is you guys knew the right people and got the right opportunities. Which will change tonight."


     
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