News Very Serious Trouble in Yellowstone Park..

Discussion in 'Gaming & Media' started by Just Kevin, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. Yellowstone Evacuated:
    Experts Claim ‘Super Volcano’ Could Erupt Within Weeks


    Yellowstone National Park has been hastily evacuated as fear of the Yellowstone Caldera’s eruption is deemed to be approaching sooner than previously expected. Researchers on-site claim that the 640,000 year-old super volcano has exhibited a sudden spike of activity which indicates that it could erupt in as little as two weeks. The explosion caused by the volcano would very well throw all of United States into a 200 year long volcanic winter, with ash blotting out the sun, and pyroclastic flow irreparably damaging the surrounding ecosystem.

    Two weeks ago several roads through yellow stone were closed down after the pavement began to crack and bubble due to the extreme temperatures rising beneath the earth’s surface. No one has yet been able to pinpoint what has spurned this sudden surge of action. Officials monitoring the volcano are primarily concerned with keeping the curious out of the park, as well as safely vacating surrounding areas to prevent any potential casualties.

    The scientific community is split on when exactly the volcano will erupt. Some say weeks, while other camps suggest that it could be several months. One thing they all agree on, however, is that it will happen very, very soon. Senior Volcanologist Richard Dunn gave the following report in regards to the volcano’s alarming activity. “This is something which could have never been accurately determined ahead of time. This unpredictable flux of activity is quite concerning, and flies in the face of all our previous studies in regards to this particular volcano. Our chief concern at this point is getting people to safety.”


  2. This would... WILL majorly suck.

    Not looking forward to it.
  3. Well duuu.

    Volcanoes have a tendency to "let off steam". That Caldera was gonna go off soon-ish has been known for years.

    Hopefully the people in the area will be fine and damages kept to minimum (unlikely I know)
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  4. Nature can be so fucking scary and cruel at times...
  5. "The explosion caused by the volcano would very well throw all of United States into a 200 year long volcanic winter"

  6. I wonder who the politicians will blame it on? Obama I assume :obama:
  7. yah #OBAMACARE is the name of the eruption right?
  8. I hope Yogi and Boo Boo get out ok.
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  9. I live about 950-1000 miles from Yellowstone, just hoping I don't get anything.
  10. And people are worried about stuff like exhaust fumes and styrofoam destroying the planet. Volcanoes have been doing this for eons and the earth survives just fine. Kinda off topic but just wanted to throw this in here.
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  11. That's true.. but the last time this particular volcano erupted there was no USA and noone anywhere near it. So, yeah the Earth survives.. but we are kind of fucked. I'm not worried about the planet at all.. but a approximately 200 year long volcanic winter? Yuck!
  12. We'd end up being the old guys telling stories about the sun and how it will return in a century or two lol
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  13. I've read some other articles and they say that an eruption powerful enough for a volcanic winter is unlikely, but it will still be a very big eruption.
  14. Why isn't @Jesus all up in this thread?
  15. #endtimes
    Live 1,450 miles away. Hopefully those near will be safe.
  16. it's reach seems to be 240 miles around the area.
  17. That's with the magma, who knows how far the ash could go. I'm watching videos and reading articles and they don't help much, some say it can happen soon some say in a few thousand years, guess we'll just have to wait and see.
  18. I could do with a winter.:obama:

    Seriously though, hope most people are able to get to a safe place by then.
  19. Hopefully it happens.
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  20. RIP USA. We all loved you. This volcano is a beast. #TheBigGuyAlwaysWins :happy:

    But in all seriousness... you can make it through this 200 year winter. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BOLIEVE! :bodallas: