Weird Song Lyrics

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  1. #1 Meshuggah, May 4, 2013
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    What are some of the weirdest, most odd/abstract lyrics you have ever heard in a song?

    One comes to mind for me: Cannibal Corpse - Vomit the Soul

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    Grotesque, crippled, carved up carcass
    Evil controlling my mind, the fear of dying expired of life,
    to vomit the soul
    I am dead within my self

    The end a beginning to a new life in hell
    I am your path to ever-lasting pain mass
    extinction of the human population
    Son of the devil the evil incarnation
    Maniacal mass murderer mutilating mortals,
    the child born unto evil, trapped within the statue of flesh
    Vipers travel through bodily orifices,
    blessed by the Devil under inverted crosses,
    religious ways, lies controlling minds
    I walk among mortal beings, but I have died
    Excavating graves I search for decay packs
    of flesh driven zombies ready to feast
    I suffer forever living only to dismember

    Open season on humans, laughing I watch them die,
    they bleed so easily
    Their blood flows through my body, I need to taste
    the flesh exposing pulsing arteries
    Removing vital organs
    Not stopping till you've died
    Puts from your eyes carnal ways indulge in the gore
    Slaughtered you lie in a pile of warm guts

    Constricted corpusles coagulating
    blood my drug a slave to its taste,
    reincarnated to human form, creating a race of immortal beings,
    rot away dead bodies, set a flame

    Searing flesh, broken necks
    You can't kill what already dead
    De-evoulution, hunting for life
    Cannibalism, immortality rip and slash
    A society of mass murder
    Bleeding slow
    I take away your life, and leave you lying cold,
    decapitated body
    Searching for its head
    Anticipate apocalypse, rising dead dismembering
    Hacking limbs bleeding, cracking ribs
    Torture us
    Blessed by the devil, under inverted crosses
    Religious ways, lies controlling minds
    I walk among mortal beings, but I have died
    Excavating graves
    Desolate
    Empty hollow corpse, desecrate forced
    To eat your flesh
    Extracting purity violat
    Twisted bodies, rot away

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    Sorry for the weird ass text...I copied from youtuge.
     
  2. fucking youtube...just highlight the lyrics i posted, and you can see what they are.

    Warning, their pretty explicit.
     
  3. I couldn't think of any off the top of my head but whatever I would have thought would have been nothing compared to that one!
     
  4. Fuck Yourself by Steve Vai
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    Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
    Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
    Up your nose and in your heinie hole
    I don't care where it goes
    And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
    You should fuck yourself anyway
    Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
    But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
    Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
    If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
    Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
    Everyone will know you've been to this show
    If you can't take, eat my stool
    Masturbate with some crazy glue
    I don't care what you do
    Fock yourself with a garden tool
    Fuck yourself with politics
    Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
    I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
    It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
    Fuck yourself with the world wide web
    Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
    You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
    Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
    Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
    Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
    If you can't even fuck yourself,
    How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
    Fuck yourself with my microphone
    I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
    We can turn it up loud
    And see if you come, but
    Don't get your jizz on my microphone
    Fuck yourself with organized religion
    Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
    If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
    He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
    And can someone explain to me this racist crap
    I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
    And to all you people who only see things your way
    Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
    Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
    Watch your money get up and go
    but when you burnt your brain and you say
    I don't know!
    I hate to tell you but I told you so
    Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
    I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
    They come down on me because I know how to play -
    Hey... fuck you!
    Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
    Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
    Now those people think they're holier than Moses
    But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
    Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
    I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
    If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
    Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
    Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
    With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
    And if you happen to have some leather and lace
    Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
    Fuck yourself with your income tax
    They're fucking you and that's a fact
    Before you know it your money's all spent
    And you've just been fucked by the government
    Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
    You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
    I have been so fucked by legal bills
    that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
    Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
    With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
    With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
    Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
    Those of you who enjoy this song
    thank you thank you, I love you
    Let's get it on
    But for those of you who are totally outraged
    Fuck yourself with your face

    Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa
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    Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
    They say Im the cutest boy in town
    My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
    I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
    Tiny heinie ho!
    Here I am at a famous school
    Im dressin sharp
    Im actin cool
    I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
    Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

    Oh God I am the american dream
    I do not think Im too extreme
    An Im a handsome sonofabitch
    Im gonna get a new glove n be real rich
    Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

    Womens liberation
    Came creepin all across the nation
    I tell you people, I was not ready
    When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
    She made a little speech then,
    Aw, she tried to make me say when
    She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
    I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

    Oh God I am the american dream,
    But now I smell like vaseline
    An Im a miserable sonofabitch
    Am I a boy or a lady...i don't know which
    I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!...

    So I went out n bought me a leisure mask
    I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
    Got a job doin radio promo
    An none of the jocks even think about tonso
    Eventually me n a friend
    Sorta drifted along into s&m
    I can take about an hour on the tower of power
    Long as I gets a little golden shower
    Oh God I am the american dream
    With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
    An I'll do anything to get ahead
    Hi-ho silver!
    Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
    Hi-ho silver!
    And my name is bobby brown

    And my name is bobby brown
    Hi-ho silver!
    Way!
    And my name is bobby brown
    Hi-ho silver!

    Cigaro by System of a Down
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    My cock is much bigger than yours,
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    My cock can walk right through the door
    With a feeling so pure..
    It's got you screaming back for more.

    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

    My shit stinks much better than yours,
    My shit stinks right down to the floor.
    With a feeling so pure,
    It's got you coming back for more.

    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

    Can't you see that I love my cock?
    Can't you see that you love my cock?
    Can't you see that we love my cock?

    We're the regulators that de-regulate
    We're the animators that de-animate
    We're the propagators of all genocide
    Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

    We're the regulators that de-regulate
    We're the animators that de-animate

    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
    Cool, in denial
    We're the cruel regulators smoking
    CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

    My cock is much bigger than yours,
    My cock can walk right through the door
    With a feeling so pure..
    It's got you screaming back for more!
     
  5. Evidently chickentown by J.C.Clark

    the bloody cops are bloody keen
    to bloody keep it bloody clean
    the bloody chief's a bloody swine
    who bloody draws a bloody line
    at bloody fun and bloody games
    the bloody kids he bloody blames
    are nowehere to be bloody found
    anywhere in chicken town

    the bloody scene is bloody sad
    the bloody news is bloody bad
    the bloody weed is bloody turf
    the bloody speed is bloody surf
    the bloody folks are bloody daft
    don't make me bloody laugh
    it bloody hurts to look around
    everywhere in chicken town
    the bloody train is bloody late
    you bloody wait you bloody wait
    you're bloody lost and bloody found
    stuck in fucking chicken town

    the bloody view is bloody vile
    for bloody miles and bloody miles
    the bloody babies bloody cry
    the bloody flowers bloody die
    the bloody food is bloody muck
    the bloody drains are bloody fucked
    the colour scheme is bloody brown
    everywhere in chicken town

    the bloody pubs are bloody dull
    the bloody clubs are bloody full
    of bloody girls and bloody guys
    with bloody murder in their eyes
    a bloody bloke is bloody stabbed
    waiting for a bloody cab
    you bloody stay at bloody home
    the bloody neighbors bloody moan
    keep the bloody racket down
    this is bloody chicken town

    the bloody pies are bloody old
    the bloody chips are bloody cold
    the bloody beer is bloody flat
    the bloody flats have bloody rats
    the bloody clocks are bloody wrong
    the bloody days are bloody long
    it bloody gets you bloody down
    evidently chicken town
    the bloody train is bloody late
    you bloody wait you bloody wait
    you're bloody lost and bloody found
    stuck in fucking chicken town
     
  6. Not really ''weird'', but I find it really interesting how this band makes the most sinister lyrics sound so fucking catchy and almost even "poppy"
    They truly make their music sound ritualistic.
    I can picture a nude ritual happening to this music. 70's exploitation style.



    To the sound of the monstrance clock
    Here is cleansed assembled flock
    Black candles burn all night tonight

    To the sound of the monstrance clock
    Here is cleansed assembled flock
    Black candles burn on my shrine

    As the parish sizes smoke
    And just leave you revealed of cloak
    To the haunting sound of the monstrance clock
    Singing:

    Come together, together as a one
    Come together for Lucifer’s son

    To the sound of the end of day
    Mesmerized the assemble sway
    Black candles burn on my shrine
    Hypnotizing lords of realm
    Paralyzing pentagram
    And the eerie sound of the monstrance clock
    Singing

    Come together, together as a one
    Come together for Lucifer’s son
    Come together, together as a one
    Come together for Lucifer’s son



    Devil's power is the greatest one
    When his and hers holiest shuns the sun
    A temptress smitten by the blackest force
    A vicar bitten blind in intercourse
    The witch hammer
    Struck her down
    Through our Sabbath
    She is unbound

    It is the night of the witch
    It is the night of the witch tonight
    And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him
    It is the night of the witch
    It is the night of the witch tonight
    And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him

    "All witchcraft comes
    From carnal lust
    Which is in women insatiable"
    A moon shone bright above her trial
    As flames ate through her body defiled
    The witch hammer
    Struck her down
    Through our Sabbath
    She is unbound

    It is the night of the witch
    It is the night of the witch tonight
    And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him
    It is the night of the witch
    It is the night of the witch tonight
    And the vengeance is hers for as long as she stands by him
     
  7. Btw if you like Cannibal Corpse, you might like Repugnant.
    One of the best DM bands from 2000 on. FUCKING EASILY!
    They also have great fucking lyrics. Vocalist is the same dude from Ghost ^ lol



    Decrepit as you've fallen in disease
    Joints are withering as they slowly freeze
    Decomposition eating through your head
    Mistakenly you're confirmed as dead
    Opening the torso - remove the stinking crud
    Tapping your veins of fluids and blood
    Yawning gap sewn shut in haste
    An attractive corpse - dryed out human waste

    Panicing yet you're paralyzed
    Hearing the mourners deprave
    Screaming silent and voiceless
    As you're lowered into the grave

    Premature Burial

    Trapped in a box six feet under ground
    You slowly fall apart, never to be found
    Black putrefaction odour is sumptious
    Smelling sweet and sour - the stench of puss
    Festering posture of malignant phlegm
    Hungry maggots are running internal mayhem
    Deafened by the silence, dark is all you see
    Inside this rotting coffin you'll spend eternity

    Panicing yet you're paralyzed
    Hearing the mourners deprave
    Screaming silent and voiceless
    As you're lowered into the grave

    Premature Burial

    As one with the cemetary
    Frozen... Decayed... Rotten...
    Soon you will be but a memory...
    Undead... Buried... Forgotten!


    Panicing yet you're paralyzed
    Claustrophobic wooden cell
    Screaming silent and voiceless
    If only you could burn in hell

    Premature Burial