My 2013 New Years Resolutions Stop drinking orange juice after I just brushed my teeth. Avoid paying my student loans. Spend less than $1825 for coffee at Starbucks this year. Build biceps by increasing reps of Ding Dong curls to 3 sets of 15 Spend more time watching TV and movies. I will be more imaginative. I will try to figure out why I have nine e-mail addresses. I will cut my hair. Stop exercising, it's a waste of time. Procrastinate a little bit more. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.