What's the meanest insult you can say to an adult, which a child will think is a compliment?

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Solidus, Oct 14, 2015.

  1. @CM Punk suggest AskReddit style threads, so I'm gonna kick it off with this.

    "You look older than you are" :jesse:
  2. "Wow, you have gotten so big since the last time I seen you."
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  3. You're really fast
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  4. "You're so good at hiding things"
  5. "Your penis is small."
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  6. I dunno about you, but that sounds like some repressed childhood issues.
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  7. LOL, nope. Kudos for trying to be funny, doe.
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  8. "You sure can eat a lot"
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  9. "He is such a pussy magnet"

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  10. What the fuck.
  11. How would a child think this is a compliment? lol
  12. LOL, I thought that cheesy joke would be received a tad bit better.
  13. I dont know how many kids you have met (thank god if you havent), but nobody takes that as a compliment.
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  14. I wouldn't ever say that to a kid, nor was that ever said to me when I was one.

    I posted that for the lolz. And it failed. lol Moving on.
  15. This.

    People often think I'm 4 or 5 years older than I actually am.

    Funny story, I was hanging around with this gal this past Summer and when we first met, she wanted to know my age. So, I tell her I'm 20 and then asked her "So, how old did you think I was?" and she was like "I thought you were married and you have kids." and I was like :lol1:, but on the inside I was like... Really? :downer:

    Back when I was 10 or 12, yeah, I would've taken it as a compliment. lol
  16. "Your handwriting is like a 10 year old." :smug:
  17. "That outfit makes you look so old"
  18. Oh my god you look dirty.
    What happened to your face?
    Is that your poop in the toilet?
  19. No no, these are insults a child would mistake as a compliment, not what women say to you.
  20. I'd be proud if that was my poop in the toilet.
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