Why do white people smell so funky?

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Dolph'sZiggler, Dec 4, 2014.

  1. they smell so bad
     
  2. Pretty racist bro.

    Q: Why do you never hit a black dude on a bike?
    A: It is probably your bike
     
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  3. Pretty racist bro.

    Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 7 abortions?
    A: A crime fighter.
     
  4. Pretty racist bro.

    Q: What is long and hard on a black man?
    A: Second grade
     
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  5. I smell funky because I smoke the funk and don't even bother to dress myself in some "smell good" spray afterwards..

    It's a million dollars in it, Hillary Swank.. sittin next to Hillary smelling like dank.
     
  6. Don't make me play the victim card.
     
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  7. Good hygiene is overrated. Emitting bad body odor gives you an intimidating aura, I've found.
     
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  8. Now it all makes sense.
     
  9. TGMI would have loved this thread.
     
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  10. The only intimidating thing about the unwashed is the possibility of an outbreak of lice or scabies.
    Not washing doesn't make anybody look tough.
     
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  11. I don't think intimIdating is the aura you are putting off
     
  12. ^Maybe in the way one "fears" a hobo.
     
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  13. Probably because many of them are hippies who only know how to get high.
     
  14. Iono about all that but that's probably true for you know a handful of the population in comparison to our total population.
     
  15. Because I refuse to wash my ass.
     
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  16. That's because nobody wants a bum bump.
     
  17. Tell your girlfriend to douche d'z, that should help.
     
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  18. We're not bitches
     
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  19. We're all metrosexuals.

    Who's up for a manipedi?
     
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