Apparently he's smoked weed for the first time, now I, like most you I'd imagine, don't really give a fuck about this, but as you can imagine his Bieliebers are going insane. On twitter the no.1 trend is '#TrueBeliebersAlwaysSupportJustin', but amazingly, midway through the trend list there is a trend '#cutforBieber'. Yep, teenage girls are actually slitting their wrists because he smoked weed. But does he give a shit? Of course not. He's just sitting there rolling joints out of their £100 notes and getting any hole he could ever want. Genius.