News Woman files for divorce over the way her husband eats peas

Discussion in 'Gaming & Media' started by CM Punk, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. Such a traumatizing situation. EAT YOUR FUCKING PEAS RIGHT! :steiner:
     
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  2. Well darn, I do both of those things.
     
  3. Some people have no clue how to be in a healthy, sustainable relationship.
     
  4. But he didn't eat his peas right! That bastard! :aries:
     
  5. Uhhh, What???
     
  6. There are things that annoy me that people do - talking with their mouths full, sucking fingers, ect but that wouldn't make me straight divorce someone or not be friends with them over it. Like, that just seems childish.
     
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  7. You probably eat your peas just like him! :angry:
     
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  8. JUST SIGN THE PAPERS ALREADY! :upset:
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    SHUT THE DOORS JEN, IT'S OVER! :cry:
     
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  9. Wait, when did we get married?! :shock: :mog:
     
  10. :urm:
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    Well...

    *Flashback Scene

     
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  11. I eat them with a spoon tbh, peas are awesome. Bread, though? That is weird as hell IMO, but some people love mixing flavors i guess.
     
  12. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

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  13. Lmfao that's awesome. I never eat my peas with a fork, what a biatch
     
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  14. Cutlery who uses that these days. Thats what fingers are for!!!!!
     
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  15. I usually rub my ass on my peas, then when they're nice and mushy I get a straw and drink them all.
     
  16. :pity2:
     
  17. :pity1:
     
  18. You could say...she was really peaed off!
     
  19. Only legit way to eat peas is to squash them into mashed potato and eat them together.