Discussion in 'IWT Archives' started by catlady, Dec 14, 2012.

  1. This is for the WWE Champion title.

    Cut a promo as to why you deserve to hold the WWE Champion Title. Make it bold and make it count. You will have 48 hours to enter. Once the 48 hours have past, no more promo cuts will be accepted. The thread will then turn into a poll for other users to vote on the best promo. YOU CAN NOT VOTE FOR YOURSELF. If you do, you will be disqualified. Get as creative as you want. You can use pictures, music, what have you.

    STARTING TIME IS: Friday - 8:00PM (12/14)
    Ending TIME IS: Sunday - 8:00PM (12/16)

    Please post any questions or comments here.
    You will only be able to win one title.
    You can cut promos for which ever ones you would like, but you can only win ONE.

    Please put all promo cuts in spoilers. Label above them "PROMO CUT".

    Your WWE Name:
    Heel or Face:
    Promo Cut:

    You may comment on current promo cuts but voting will not take place till Sunday at 8:00PM. Please keep this neat and do not spam, troll or trash this thread.

    THANK YOU! :otunga:
  2. I'm Crayo. I will delete the thread if I don't have this title.

    -End of promo
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    Thank you. :otunga:
  4. All I have to do is cut a promo :haha:
    I'm the king of promos

    Promo Cut
    Show Spoiler

    Your WWE Name: Dat Kid
    Heel or Face: Heel
    Promo Cut: Why do I deserve to hold the WWE title? :haha: That question must be a joke. What you should be asking is "why would you allow such a trivial trinket to be attached to you?" Simply put, I don't give a rat's ass about the piece of shit. However there is the ridiculous belief that whoever has the belt is the best and quite frankly that's as fictitious as Santa Claus, since we're in the season. Looks like some parents are going to have to explain why they lied to them about Christmas, my bad :pity:
    Anyway, the fact remains that both ideologies are ridiculous. Titles are nothing but irrelevant items that act as fools gold for the people who are dumb enough to chase it. You don't get to be the better than everyone by wearing a belt, you get that honor by kicking everyone else's ass and that's exactly what I'm going to do. When I'm finished I'll be damned if some parasite of a man will parade around with that trinket like he is better than me. I am above that title and I will make sure that no other man will hold it as a symbol of superiority above myself. I reiterate that the question isn't "why do I deserve to hold the WWE title", the real question is "why does the WWE title deserve to be held by me".
  5. #Crayluminati
  6. This title is mine....

    Promo Cut:
    Show Spoiler
    Heel or Face: HEEL

    "My name is BK Scorpion...
    A lot of you know me already, and the ones who don't I pity them, as everybody should know the best in terms of everything...
    A lot of you may ask me why I think I deserve to be the WWE Champion of this forum, well its only appropriate for the best title to be for the best user, its only appropriate for me to be the WWE Champion as this championship needs someone to elevate its value, someone to put it in the highest of heights...

    Now I won't be kissing anybody's ass in order to get any votes, those who are smart enough will choose their right path, they will choose me to save them and lead them along with the entire forum to new heights that nobody here ever dreamt of reaching...
    And those who don't vote for me I pity them, as they were deluded and affect by my opponents lies and craps to the point that they can't follow my lead, but I won't pig them and I won't kiss their filthy butts...

    I'm the BEST IN THIS FORUM and I've been the best since my very first day in here, I won't compare myself to WWE'S WWE Champions, I won't compare myself to Hulk Hogan , the Rock , Stone Cold...

    I won't even compare my self to CM Punk, as I'm better than all of them in everything you can think of....
    I really feel insulted because I have to compete in this stupid nonsensical competition to win what is already mine, but I will lower myself to your levels in order to save the title from being in the wrong hands....
    I only want the smarts to vote for me, as I'm not honored with any delusional poster to vote for me....
    Vote for the scorpion if you want to be honored with me being your Champion"
  7. lol, just give Crayo that ugly belt.
  8. Spoiler it! :otunga:
  9. HOW? LOL
  10. Place these on each end.

     [spoiler] [/spoiler] 
  11. Show Spoiler

    Your WWE Name: Seabs
    Heel or Face: Face
    Promo Cut:

    On this day on the 15th of December 2012 this becomes the single most important championship on the Internet, I'll take on all challengers just to prove to you all that I deserve to be held in the same regard as all the greats that held it before me, from the man who launched a yellow and red mania all the way to the the beer drinking, ass kicking, Jean short wearing rattle snake himself..... Stone Cold Steve Austin. I won't stop until every single red blood cell left in my body has stained that mat, until every single muscle is burned off the bone so we can help ourselves see a new era, an era where all these members have a WWE Champion who they know no matter what the odds will give them a show of a life time, one for all the ages.... Ali and Frazier caught the imagination of the world for one single night now I plan to do that every night, to quote old Blue eyes himself I plan to make it in New York tonight at Maddison Square Garden so then together we can take it all.

    More of a small random rant but yeah cba going too long ..
  12. How dare You? :angry:
  13. Misspelled spoiler at the end. :otunga:

    Never mind... You got it. :haha:

    Actually didn't it was the wrong facing backslash :punk:
  15. Well egg on my face. LOL
  16. Where is the world heavyweight champion?
  17. :maybe:
  18. I like this way more so than my idea! Great thinking whoever thought of this :)

    I'll edit in a few minutes with my promo.

    Show Spoiler
    Your WWE Name: Andy Mack
    Heel or Face: Heel

    Promo Cut: Are you all listening to what the rest of these baboons are saying? "Oh I deserve the title!" "If you don't know who I am bla bla bla" Shut up. Nobody gives a shit if you think you deserve that title, nobody cares if you think everyone knows you because when it comes down to it none of that matters. What matters is who's the best in this ring and you can all clearly see who is the best right now but no! I'm not doing a corny "I'm better then all of them!" promo because we all already know that. It's already been established and there is no point to say things that everyone already knows. This title along with all the other titles are useless! They're all freaking dirt! But my mumma always taught me. "If you find something fucked up, fix it and once it's fixed you can sell it or keep it to remind yourself you took something terrible and useless and turned it into something good and useful." (<--Read that in a grandma sorta voice.) I intend to do that with all of these belts and make them actually worth something so people who may hold it in the future and trust me when I say I don't think anyone will hold it in the future other then this...amazing! ...sexy! ....smart! Intelligent Beast standing right before you! So I suggest all you boys that are trying for this belt, get out of my way and let the men deal with it because I don't want to be put up for child abuse if I snap your frigging neck for being in my way! AND NOW ANYONE WILLING TO FIGHT GET YOUR STUPID ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! I'll send you straight back out on a god damned stretcher and the only thing you'll remember after that because of how brutal that beatdown was.......Is ANDYYY MACKKK!
  19. WWE Name: The Cigaro
    Promo Cut:
    Show Spoiler
    *theme begins to play* Cigaro walks down the ramp with trash being thrown at him while he spokes a cigar. Cigaro climbs onto the apron and tosses the cigar butt at a child and gets scared thinking it's hot. He grabs a microphone as he looks at the crowd. The crowd chanting, "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! LIKE THE WAY YOU SMOKE YOU SUCK!!" He chuckles softly as he begins to speak, "Ah I get it, because I suck the cigar, ah you f***ing idiots actually thought of something creative! About time, it's hard to think good of any of you ignorant procastinators who do nothing all day but cheer for morons like Hornswoggle, Great Khali, HELL even Randy Orton. :pity1: Now to something ACTUALLY worth my time, the WWE championship. Why should I be the WWE championship? More of the question is why SHOULDN'T I be? You all come here week in and week out to see ME! Admit it, each week you come to see me, hoping my ass will get kicked, but does it ever happen? NO! You know why, because I am talented. I don't plant my ass on seats and stay quiet during a program, and I'm looking at you you faggot." He said pointing to a guy in a pink shirt and the crowd booed heavily. "You're the faggot! You smoke fags! :angry: " A lady from the crowd said to him as the crowd laughed. "You dumb bitch that's a cigarette!" Cigaro said laughing at her as the laughter toned down to boos once more. "You see, I'm even good on the mic. I have the look of a champion, I mean look at this body, and look at this 'fro." He said pointing to his 'fro, "I mean come on, the Jackson 5 had a 'fro, Andre the Giant had a 'fro, hell even Jimi Hendrix had a 'fro! You see I am already the WWE champion, I just want that belt." He said pointing to the WWE championship. "That's what I want, no one will stop me, I'm not the best in the world as CM Punk calls himself, I'm better, I'm not a pussy with holes on my lips :idontcare: I don't need help from the Shield, matter of fact if I ever saw them I'd shove each of their heads up each others ass and make a wheel out of them then put them as my tire and drive cross country. :pity: I'm better then Ryback, I mean come on! I hit hard! I mean yeah your girlfriend said that too, you hit hard for two seconds. :pity1: What exactly can you do? You do s**t. You get chance after chance and still f**k up. And now you Cena, stop being a bitch. If you F***ed AJ say it, I get about four bitches each week, you don't see me complaining. I hide nothing, I am a open man, and this is the kind of champion you need. One who is honest, one who is open, one who is powerful, one who is smart, I am the best! Bring a weapon, bring an iron bar, but in the end, you're just like my cigar." He threw the mic down and pulled a cigar out and smoked it as he left the ring, the screen going black.