This is the latest episode of my WWE! Hello, and welcome to WWE, the ultimate wrestling event! Today we witness a wrestling match against 2 of the greatest presidents of all time. In this corner, we have the first president, the father of our country...GEORGE WASHINGTON! *Crowd cheers as Washington enters the ring, striking spectacular poses* And in this corner, we have that slavery-hating president, the 16th president, ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!! *Crowd cheers wildly as Abe Lincoln Enters the ring* Abe: 4 score and 7 years ago, George Washington gets his butt kicked by me. It's George Washington vs Abraham Lincoln. Who will win? State your reasons for your vote from historical facts.