Hello, and welcome to another EPIC edition of WWE! Today, 2 iconic educational children's characters are taking off their cute, nice guy masks and are going to beat the living hell out of each other. I can't wait for this, can you Dave? I certainly can't John. Now, here they are. In THIS corner, we have that 6 foot yellow canary, all the way from Sesame Street...BIG BIRD!! *crowd cheers as Big Bird jumps off a platform and flies into the ring* Big Bird is clearly not going to play fair in this match, don't you think? Certainly, John. I mean, this is WWE. No one plays fair in WWE! And in this OTHER corner, that purple Tyrannosaurus Rex, who is also 6 feet tall, please welcome...BARNEY!!! *Crowd cheers wildly as Barney stomps his way into the ring, roaring like his Jurassic Park cousins. He even roars at a little kid* Will you look at that, Dave? Barney clearly means business. I doubt he's going to show any mercy for Big Bird. So, we have Big Bird vs Barney. Who will win?