WWE Forums The Movie - Part 1

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  1. #1 Dat Kid, Apr 21, 2013
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2013
    Scene 1: Meeting of the Mods

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    *Extreme Long Shot of farm in Cornwall. Dissolve into door. Dolly up stairs and into Crayo's Room. Crayo's Room is full of sex toys, with anal lube all over the floor.*

    Crayo played by David Tennant
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    Xanth played by Louie Anderson
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    Crayo: C'mon Cruella Deville, we're going to be late
    Xanth: But I haven't even taken off this BDSM outfit yet
    Crayo: Fuck it, everyone is waiting for us
    Xanth: First, you already fucked "it". Second, I don't know why you spent so much money on bringing all the legends members for a WWEF 2nd Year Anniversary Party. I mean all that money could have been spent on Tesco. I'm freaking starving
    *Xanth lifts shirt and his fat seaps out of his pants. He quickly tucks his stomach back in his pants*
    Crayo: For christ sakes man, there'll be food there and I just invited everyone to get laid. I've already fucked everything in Cornwall, I need some new ass.
    Xanth: What's wrong with my ass :mad:
    Crayo: Every time I put my penis in there it always comes out sticky from all that jam
    Xanth: Hey it's easier to get jam on my toast like that, just slide the bread between my ass cheeks like a credit card.
    Crayo: C'mon lets go slut
    *Crayo pulls Xanth by his chain leash*

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    Scene 2: OH HELL NO!

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    *fade in to Cornwall Harbor with an incoming cruise liner, dissolve into close up of cruise liner*

    Lady Deathbane played by Brenda Song
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    Respect Gohan6425 played by Edward Barbanell
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    Farooq played by Terry Crews
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    LD: *stands at the front of the ship* Look love, Cornwall approaches. Pick me up so that I might feel like the queen of the world
    Gohan: OH HELL NO! YOU 2 FAT! I BRAKE MY ARMS IF I TRY TO PIK U UP! :gtfo: OF HERE IM THE KWEEN OF THE WHIRL!
    LD: :mad: Queens are women you asshole!
    Gohan: OH HELL NO! IM STRAIT EDGE! IM A GUY QUEEN! NOW PIK ME UP SO I CAN PRETEN IM A AIRPANE
    LD: b-but I can't lift you...
    Gohan: U BETTER LIFE ME NOW! U SAID CM PUNK BE ON THIS SHIT AND HE NOT ON CURISE SHIT SO YOU DO WHAT I SAY OR KICK YOU OUT OF PIPEBONG!
    LD: but im not in pipebomb
    Gohan: *slaps Deathbane* What the fuck did I just say? I said pick me up. Now you're making a scene so I suggest you pick me up. The plan has to go exactly the way I thought of it or we won't get the real reason why we came here, now do you want to slap the shit out of you again.
    LD: No sir
    Gohan: That's what I thought, now le-
    Guy: Is there a problem here sir?
    Gohan: Of course there isn't a problem you simplistic baffo- don't I know you from somewhere?
    LD: It's Farooq!
    Gohan: Son of bitch, I didn't know they served tacos on this ship!
    Farooq: Gohan?
    Gohan: :otunga: Yup that's me. *tosses Farooq overboard*

    *ship docks at Cornwall*

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    Scene 3: Flame War

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    *Dolly & zoom out of a close up of a statue of Kim Jong Il to see North Koreans bowing down to it*

    Aids Johnson played by Vince Vaughn
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    Dolph'sZiggler played by Will Ferrel
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    CrayJ Lee played by Marlene Dietritch
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    Aids: Where's all the bitches?!
    CrayJ: I've been trying to tell you there's no prostitutes here because this isn't Thailand, this is North Korea, now let's hurry up and get out of here before we get killed!
    D'Z: Aids, this woman is killing my erection.
    Aids: Don't worry we're about to get some sucky sucky love you long time from one of these hoes. There goes one right now. *Aids points to a 50 year old North Korean woman*
    CrayJ: That's not a whor-
    D'Z: Shut the fuck up! :annoyed:
    Aids: *Aids walks over to the woman takes off his shirt* Hey baby, you ever been with a champ before? *Aids launches three pelvic thrusts at the woman*
    North Korean Woman: 세상에 자신의 성기가 너무 작습니다. 나는 당국에 경고해야합니다! *North Korean woman runs away*
    CrayJ: See I tol-
    Aids: Goddammit! Go wait over there, you keep cockblocking me.
    D'Z: Why'd you even bring her with you man?
    Aids: We're all headed to that WWEF meeting, I figured we'd tag along since we're both from Cana-Wisconsin. *waits til CrayJ starts walking away* Plus, look at dat ass...
    *close up of CrayJ's ass in 60 frames per second*
    *Dolph's and Aids stare at CrayJ's ass for a minute before a gun click is heard and they both turn around*
    NK Soldier 1: 너희들은 게이 미국인이다.
    *Aids and Dolph's are both hit in the face with rifles and knocked unconscious*

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    Scene 4: The Fap and The Furious
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    Jonathan played by Chris Farley
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    Rysenberg played by Steve-O
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    Big Hoss Rambler
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    @Scarlett played by Ms. Swan
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    *Crane downwards on an empty highway in the middle of nowhere. Two cars speed in front of the camera as they race towards the horizon*

    Jonathan: *close up on face* I got you this time R'Albin. There's no way you're beating me. *he wipes sweat with his left hand*
    R'Albin: *close up on face* You always come up short Jonathan. I've always been faster than you. I've got American muscle
    Jonathan: You're Scottish you ****!

    *Six cop cars speed in from the distance with their sirens on*

    Jonathan: Fuck!
    R'Albin: Follow my lead

    *Jonathan and R'Albin pull over to the side of the road as the cop cars surround them. The officers get out of their cars and get in position with weapons armed. One officer jogs over to R'Albin's car with his gun out as R'Albin rolls down his window*

    Officer Rambler: Hands on the wheel now!
    *R'Albin puts one hand on the wheel, then closes his eyes. Rambler is now feet away from the car*
    Rambler: Both hands son! N-what the fuck?
    R'Albin: Oh god Xanth's tits!
    *R'Albin jizzes in Rambler's eye*
    Officer Rambler: It burns! Officer down! Son of a bitch!
    R'Albin: Now Jonathan!

    *R'Albin and Jonathan begin to burn rubber in their cars, creating a screen of smoke around the area. The cops don't open fire because of the risk of a casualty. Jonathan and R'Albin burst through the smoke in their cars*

    Officer Rambler: Get those sons-a-bitches!
    *The squad hurries to their cars and speeds off our of the now diluted smoke*
    R'Albin: They just don't quit do they. I've got nothing left Jonathan, it's up to you
    Jonathan: I can't do it man!
    R'Albin: Remember that thing I gave you before we left?
    Jonathan: Yeah?
    R'Albin: Use it!
    Jonathan: It's too dangerous!
    R'Albin: Use it!
    Jonathan: I can't!
    R'Albin: Stop being a fag!

    *Jonathan puts in a log in code on his touch screen computer in the dashboard of his car*

    Scarlett: R'ALBIN! You're back! Want more nudes?!
    Jonathan: :ksi:

    *Jonathan jizzes out of his window and all over the highway. One of the cop cars slides on the jizz and flips over doing 4 barrel rolls. The remaining cop cars crash into that car and each other, creating a five care pile up*

    Jonathan: :woo1:

    *The pile of cars explodes as we go to an over the shoulder shot of Officer Rambler*

    Officer Rambler: This ain't over.

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  2. Lmao. Wonderful.

    More scenes.
     
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    porn
     
  4. I died so badly reading that, omg. :haha: I dare you to write more!
     
  5. :lol1: Great job on this! I laughed quite a bit. Keep it up!
     
  6. ''@Xanth played by Louie Anderson''

    Fucking lol'd. :yes:
     
  7. Part 1 Scene 2 released
     
  8. :lol1: Nice job on this! Keep it up :otunga:
     
  9. OH HELL NO THE MOVE SUCK! OWNLY I CAN PLAY ME!
     
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  10. This is......this is simply the greatest thing I've ever seen.
     
  11. Scene 3 Added to the script
     
  12. Hilarious :haha:
     
  13. lol at the North Korean misadventures

    best line was Xanth sliding his toast betwixt his arse cheeks like a credit card
     
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  14. That credit card swipe haha.
     
  15. Great job man, hope you write the next one soon
     
  16. Lol'd at the Korean caption :otunga:
     
  17. Added Scene 4
     
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  18. Lmfao. "Jonathan jizzes out of his window and all over the highway. One of the cop cars slides on the jizz and flips over doing 4 barrel rolls. The remaining cop cars crash into that car and each other, creating a five car pile up."
     
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  19. Scene 4 is the fucking bomb. This needs to be a real film.
     
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