WWE Wrestling Jokes Hope U like them there are Funny!

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by Super Saiyan Goku, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Note please don't take the serious I just made then up for fun not for hate ok yes 1st 3 I did not make up but the other are all my! I will come up with more if I get positive feel back!
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    What do you call any HHH match?
    A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!
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    How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb
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    Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
    Because he has no chance in hell!
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    What do you do when you see and Undertaker?
    Try to find god before Undertaker come for you!
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    Why does Maria Kannelis have sex with CM Punk after WWE go off the air?

    So people don't see people don't hear then Edgeing in the bedroom of the Straight Edge in there relationship!
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    Why is CM Punk the "Best Wrestler in The World" ?
    Because in WWE this is no other TRUTH top star anymore in WWE!
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    Why does Kelly Kelly not should sign of date a wrestler that she work with almost ever day?
    Hmmm? Uh "OH YET"!
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    Why did John Cena cross the road?
    To get away for the REAL Fans of WWE who are running after him to get THE FUCK OUT OF WWE!
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    Why did Brock Leaser leave WWE back in 2004?
    To go find some Foot-BALL!

     
  2. RE: WWE Wrestling Jokes Hope U like think there Funny!

    I only liked the first one Randy the rest are eh lol
     
  3. RE: WWE Wrestling Jokes Hope U like think there Funny!

    Not even Kelly one or the Cena 1?
     
  4. You didn't make up all of these at all.
     
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  5. I did make most of then up! the only 1 I did not make up were the 1st 3! All the other are my!
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    How about this
    Why did Brock Leaser leave WWE back in 2004?
    To go find some Foot-BALL!
     
  6. Stale.

    Q: Jericho, Hurricane and Matt Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?
    A: A police officer.

    Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/corporatejokes/wwejokes.html
     
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  7. What did John Cena say to his English teacher after he got a C?

    You can't C me!


    Not my joke btw just bored and can't sleep so bumped a random Gohan thread.
     
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  8. Terrible. Just shut up, okay, go to college, and forget about ever being a comedian. Okay? Okay.
     
  9. I need to be drunk and fucked up on speed to think this is funny.
     
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  10. OH HELL NO! YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!

    Wait, you aren't Dat Kid?
     
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  11. I'm not straight and I hate looking at the edge of cliffs.
     
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  12. i'll toast to that.
     
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  13. Oh I'll toast something alright :ksi:
     
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  14. "Why is CM Punk the "Best Wrestler in The World" ?
    Because in WWE this is no other TRUTH top star anymore in WWE!"

    This one really got me going
     
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  16. breaking news: vince mcmahon has been arrested for match fixing
     
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  17. Oh God these are terrible....

    Q: What is RVD's Favorite Song?
    A: Smoke Weed Everyday.
     
  18. Honestly I laugh at the spelling issues and all that no matter what. I doubt any are funny on their own, but FTJ posting instantly make's things hilarious.