YOU can't hold down The Hoff

Discussion in 'Locker Room' started by the_hoff, Nov 12, 2013.

  1. I see how it is. It ALWAYS happens like this. Whenever The Hoff gets ahead, whenever his Hoffaholics start to rally behind him, whenever The Hoff stands up for himself and tells it like it is, they are always right around the corner, being a peepin' tom, ready to strike, to try and take down and censor The Hoff. It will not work. Close The Hoff's thread eh? The Hoff can't be held down. Viva la Hoff. Viva la Resistance
     
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  2. One morning in June
    some twenty years ago
    I was born a rich man's son
    I had everything that money could buy,
    but freedom I had none
     
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  3. But freedom can be bought
    for all the men caught
    the slaves of other men
    can be free once again
    some may be short
    others may be tall...
    actually fuck freedom,
    you bought them after all.
     
  4. :jericho::jericho::jericho: mmkay
     
  5. Gimmick user is gimmicky.
     
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  6. You can't write a poem just because you are staff. Coon you had to rip off the fresh prince, Spot i'd rather you rip off the Swedish Chef.
     
  7. Inb4 "This thread has ran its course. Blah Blah Blah Closed."
     
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  9. Hoffs gimmick > yours
     
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    Nevermind.
     
  11. You are WWEF's version of the Miz. Staff loves you, no one else gives a fuck.
     
  12. At least I have the staff. Absolutely no one cares about you. Sorry bro, mics bro? Skype bro?
     
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  13. You do have a point there.

    Destiny.
     
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  14. What is your catch phrase? Honestly.

    "Lady Deathbane made me famous"
    "I'd rather be pretending at my real job"
    "My beard grows like a god." (It's true, it's true)
    "Danielson wishes i was gay"
    This thread is closed, per Crayo's order"
     
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  15. Those are all good.
     
  16. Not as good as "Mics, bros?!" But they are a start.

    Face it, i'm big league chew and you are bubblegum cigars.
     
  17. Wait, what? Are you a secretly a hoffaholic? A hoffaholic in the closet? The Hoff thanks you for your continued support sir
     
  18. Whatever gets me in your mouth :ksi:
     
  19. Gimmick thread :facepalm1: